“This was where we found you, lying on the floor. It’s just about an hour from the clan,” Big Sis said, giving me an inquiring look. “And you’re sure you heard the sound of water dripping?”
“Yes, Big Sis.”
I put on the cutest face I could muster. Aesthetically speaking—white hair plus red pupils plus innocent expression equals maximum female attractor.
I swear I saw Big Sis blush slightly. Victory? Maybe. But I held myself back. After all, when trying to pluck a flower, one must never startle it, or it might… run?
My thoughts froze.
“…Wait. Flowers don’t have feet. How the hell do they run?”
I clenched my fists, my eyebrows twitching. Damn it. I was scammed.
That stupid “How to Woo a Female” app I downloaded in my past life—completely fake! How did I not notice this before?
Deep breath. Calm down. Thankfully, I had downloaded another app.
Let’s see… the next advice was: “Never pester a bee too much, or it won’t give you its honey.”
“…That doesn’t make sense either.”
My fragile heart cracked instantly. Scammed. Twice. Those two apps must’ve been in collaboration.
Good thing I downloaded ten in total. I’ll try another later. For now, I had more important matters. (Real reason: I didn’t want my heart broken a third time.)
Back to business.
How do I actually find this stream? I just got Keen Eyes, but… come to think of it, how did I even hear the stream in the first place? Forget it. Focus.
“Voice, activate Keen Eyes for me.”
For a moment, I expected some cool shonen-style ding! and a glowing HUD.
Instead, the cold, sarcastic voice splashed me with reality:
> “The system is here to explain things to you, not to be your nanny. This is another realm, not a game where you open an interface and push buttons. You must train to utilize the blessings you were given.”
Ouch. Cold water, served with sarcasm. My innocent, naive heart shattered once again.
Wait… if Big Sis already knew about god blessings, then… doesn’t that mean she knows I have to train? She’s just watching me make a fool of myself?!
I clenched my teeth. No. I can’t lose face in front of the girl I want to chase. After all, the peacock must— …must what? Crap, I forgot the line.
“Fine, Voice. Then explain how to use Keen Eyes properly.”
> “To utilize Keen Eyes: focus on a target with 100% effort. The ability also assists in identifying surroundings, ensuring the target is unaffected by environmental changes during combat. Keen Eyes can evolve into Keen Sense once it becomes a passive ability always in use.”
The voice continued, almost smug:
> “A six-month training routine has been created.
Step one: Stare at an object for four hours daily without blinking, for three months.
Step two: Stare at an object for one month with eyes closed, then successfully draw the object with 99% similarity.
Step three: Sense an object based on air movement, then attack it with eyes closed.
Estimated time for step three: one to two months. Upon success, Keen Eyes will evolve into Keen Sense.”
“…WHAT?!”
My body trembled as I screamed internally.
“Brother, are you okay?” Anelle asked, tugging my sleeve.
With a pale face, I forced a smile. “Y-yeah… totally fine.”
Meanwhile, Big Sis chuckled softly, clearly thinking I was simply struggling to use my blessing.
I gritted my teeth. Voice, I don’t need Keen Sense. I’m perfectly happy with Keen Eyes.
> “If Keen Eyes evolves into Keen Sense, god-level archery talent will increase to 40%.”
“…Dammit. This is a scheme. You just want me to become stronger… save the world, defeat evil, all that cliché stuff. No thanks! …But… fine. Just this once, I’ll follow your training routine. But mark my words—I’m still going to be a lowkey guy.”
“Alright then… Voice, how do I activate Keen Eyes now?”
> “Advice: focus on the scene you seek. Add a form of motivation to strengthen concentration.”
“…Motivation, huh?”
I sat cross-legged on the ground, closing my eyes.
Alright. I want to find the sound of running water. I want to see the stream.
But instead of a stream, my imagination betrayed me.
The scene that appeared in my head was… gigantic peaks, glistening with water droplets.
My relaxed state instantly vanished. My mind sharpened, aura flaring, as I focused entirely on the heavenly masterpiece before me.
Big Sis gasped, her mouth falling open as she felt the pressure radiating from me.
“Is… little brother a genius of unmatched caliber? Even the fastest dark elf to grasp Keen Eyes took a month—and he just achieved enlightenment in an instant?!”
Meanwhile, inside my mind…
So… it’s a G-cup, huh? Whose magnificent peaks are these? The face isn’t shown. Could it be Big Sis? But her chest size doesn’t quite match… wait… could she be the legendary Hidden Boobs type?!
Yes. Yes, that must be it. I must definitely find this stream—and witness heaven’s masterpiece with my own eyes. Focus. Focus with everything I have!
My aura surged higher.
Big Sis and anelle stared in awe.
And I… was staring at boobs.
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