Rebirth of Crazy Villainess! INSANE?

INSANE?

Eva Whitmor mme/[Fl/Crazy villainess]

Felix Graves/[freaklix/Fl's buddy

SEE! SEE! Emyyyy she’s gone mad! WE SHOULD CALL THE DOC RIGHT NOW!

Emmy Carter/[C.president/Fl's buddy]

*waves a lollipop in front of Eva’s face* Oyeee, Eva!?? You there??

Eva Whitmor mme/[Fl/Crazy villainess]

**again still lost in deep thoughts**

Eva Whitmor mme/[Fl/Crazy villainess]

{If I lose my sanity in the future, am I still considered insane or just… consistent? Hmm… surviving in this cruel world as a rational, gorgeous lady is so difficult. But logically speaking, I think I’m still sane~}

Eva Whitmor mme/[Fl/Crazy villainess]

** Sanity left the CHAT DECADE ago **

Felix Graves/[freaklix/Fl's buddy

*grabs Emmy’s shoulders* *shaking her* We lost her! We lost our evil mastermind!

Emmy Carter/[C.president/Fl's buddy]

*squints at Eva* …Wait a sec. Nope. That’s just her thinking face.

Eva Whitmor mme/[Fl/Crazy villainess]

Felix Graves/[freaklix/Fl's buddy

*gasps* So terrifying…

Eva Whitmor mme/[Fl/Crazy villainess]

*snaps out of it* *flipping her hair* Ahem. As I was saying—where the hell am I again?

Emmy Carter/[C.president/Fl's buddy]

*chewing on her lollipop* Starlight Academy, duh. Same hellhole as always-

Eva Whitmor mme/[Fl/Crazy villainess]

*eyes widens* ST-LIGHT—WAIT, WAIT.

Eva Whitmor mme/[Fl/Crazy villainess]

{Oh. My. God. I really am back in time. This is my second year at Starlight Academy—before everything went worse}

Eva Whitmor mme/[Fl/Crazy villainess]

*clutching her head* {Before Felix fought with us… (Wait, why did we even fight??)

Eva Whitmor mme/[Fl/Crazy villainess]

{And Emyzilla—what was her reason?? WAAH, this goldfish memory! It feels like even time-traveling got wasted on me 😞💔 WHY CAN’T I REMEMBER THE DETAILS?? WHERE ARE THEY?!}

Emmy Carter/[C.president/Fl's buddy]

*grinning* Oye, Evaa, don’t think too much! Don’t worry, I’ll marry you? I can do this little sacrifice for you~

Emmy Carter/[C.president/Fl's buddy]

** Only out of world facts can cure eva **

Eva Whitmor mme/[Fl/Crazy villainess]

*pauses* *blinks* M-Marriage… MARRIAGE—WAIT. THAT ELI-BOY GOT MARRIED!!

Felix Graves/[freaklix/Fl's buddy

*chokes on air* W-WHAT?? WHEN?? HOW?? *blindly belief activated*

Emmy Carter/[C.president/Fl's buddy]

*facepalms* Aish, Felix! She’s just thinking! Give her time!

Emmy Carter/[C.president/Fl's buddy]

*chewing on lollipop* And Oyee, Eva, focus! You’re still in high school! ✨

Eva Whitmor mme/[Fl/Crazy villainess]

*stops mid-dramatic meltdown* Oh *pause* OH—

Emmy Carter/[C.president/Fl's buddy]

** ABSOLUTELY ready for Eva's cooked nonsense **

Felix Graves/[freaklix/Fl's buddy

** ABSOLUTELY ready for Eva's cooked nonsense **

Eva Whitmor mme/[Fl/Crazy villainess]

*suddenly jumps out of bed* DO I STILL HAVE MY BABY TEETH?!

Felix Graves/[freaklix/Fl's buddy

WHAT—

Felix Graves/[freaklix/Fl's buddy

👈🏻Someone got hitted with unexpected NONSENSE

Eva Whitmor mme/[Fl/Crazy villainess]

*grabs Felix’s collar* CHECK. CHECK IF MY BABY TEETH ARE STILL THERE. I NEED TO KNOW SOMTHING {HOW FAR BACK I AM!}

Felix Graves/[freaklix/Fl's buddy

*screaming* WHY WOULD I CHECK—

Emmy Carter/[C.president/Fl's buddy]

*casually nodding* She’s officially gone mad. The past has broken her.

Eva Whitmor mme/[Fl/Crazy villainess]

*gasps* *holding her own face* WAIT. WAIT. AM I STILL GOING THROUGH PUBERTY? DO I STILL HAVE ACNE?! SOMEONE BRING ME A MIRROR—

Felix Graves/[freaklix/Fl's buddy

*grabbing Emmy* SHE'S UNHINGED. CALL THE DOC. CALL THE EXORCIST. CALL ANYONE.

Emmy Carter/[C.president/Fl's buddy]

*pats his back* Relax, Freak-lix. This is just her usual insanity~

FEW MIN LATER~

Eva Whitmor mme/[Fl/Crazy villainess]

**Trying her best to calm**

Eva Whitmor mme/[Fl/Crazy villainess]

** Brain started COOKING **

Eva Whitmor mme/[Fl/Crazy villainess]

{Wait… what if this is just my brain hallucinating my last moments of happy days? I should check, right? Whether I'm back in time or not!}

2000 YEARS LATER~

Eva Whitmor mme/[Fl/Crazy villainess]

*dangling halfway out the window* {If I break my legs but don’t die, it means I actually traveled back in time! Such a genuine genius I am!}

Felix Graves/[freaklix/Fl's buddy

*grabbing her hand in pure panic* ARE YOU INSANE?!

Felix Graves/[freaklix/Fl's buddy

** When was she N-O-R-M-A-L **

Emmy Carter/[C.president/Fl's buddy]

*grabbing her legs* EVAA STOP! I KNOW LIFE HAS BEEN HARD, WE CAN ALWAYS CHOOSE MURDER! BUT WHY CHOOSE WINDOW OVER REVENGE?! *yelling*

Felix Graves/[freaklix/Fl's buddy

*equally panicked* AT LEAST PICK THE 11TH FLOOR! THIS HEIGHT WON’T EVEN KILL YOU PROPERLY, CHOOSE A BETTER HEIGHT FOR SUICIDÉ! YOU’LL JUST BREAK YOUR SPINE!

Emmy Carter/[C.president/Fl's buddy]

*gasping* *then turning to Felix* FELIX, WHAT KIND OF DUMB ADVICE IS THAT?!

Felix Graves/[freaklix/Fl's buddy

I’M JUST SAYING, IF YOU’RE GONNA DO IT, DO IT RIGHT—

Emmy Carter/[C.president/Fl's buddy]

*Before felix can finish* *BITES HIS ARM. HARD*

Felix Graves/[freaklix/Fl's buddy

*screaming* *dramatically clutching his arm* AAAAAAHHHH! BULLY! BULLY! THIS IS PURE BULLYING! JUST TELL ME YOU BOTH CONSIDER ME YOUR ENEMY!

Felix Graves/[freaklix/Fl's buddy