Streamer Life – Episode 5: The Wild eBay Calls

Streamer Life – Episode 5: The Wild eBay Calls

📲 xQc starts his stream.

"YO, what’s up, Vipers?! We got a crazy stream today, and I need y’all to give a HUGE welcome to my guy, Ryan!"

Ryan jumps into the frame, screaming.

"LET’S GOOOOOOO!"

👤 Chat: WTF LMAO 😂

👤 *THIS DUDE GOT ENERGY!

👤 *HE’S ALREADY A LEGEND!

Ryan starts fake punching the camera, hyping up the chat. xQc laughs.

"Okay, okay, today we’re doing RANDOM EBAY CALLS!" xQc announces.

The eBay Random Calls

They start calling random eBay sellers, asking weird questions.

📞 First Call: Selling an Xbox

Ryan: "Does this Xbox come with the spirit of Bill Gates? Because I need my games to be BLESSED."

Seller: "Uhh… what?"

📞 Second Call: Selling Anime Figures

They call a woman named Sophia, who has a collection of Attack on Titan figures.

Sophia: "Oh! I actually have them right here, let me show you!"

The Unexpected Moment

She stands up to grab the figures… and chat goes CRAZY.

👤 Chat: OMG SHE GOT A WAGON!

👤 *AYOOO WTF

👤 *SHE MOVING DIFFERENT!

Ryan, without thinking: "GYATT!" 🤯

Sophia: "Huh? What’d you say?"

Ryan: "Uh… nice figures!" 😳

Sophia: "Oh thanks! But wow, my lower back is sore. I need to massage my butt real quick."

She FORGETS TO END THE CALL.

Suddenly, they see her grabbing a massage gun, using it on her backside.

Ryan: "WAIT WAIT WAIT, YOU’RE STILL ON CALL!"

Sophia: (ignores, keeps massaging)

👤 Chat: WTF IS HAPPENING

👤 *THIS STREAM JUST WENT WILD

👤 *MODS DO SOMETHING LOL

Ryan is screaming, but xQc SLAPS his hand over Ryan’s mouth.

"SHHHH LET IT HAPPEN, BRO," xQc whispers, trying not to laugh.

Finally, she realizes the call is still on and instantly hangs up.

Ending the Stream with Basketball

To cool off, xQc and Ryan go outside to play basketball.

"Yo chat, after that madness, we gotta touch grass," xQc says, dribbling.

Ryan: "Nah, after what we saw, we gotta REPENT." 😂

They play a 1v1 match, dunking, shooting 3s, and tripping over each other.

👤 Chat: W STREAM

👤 *10/10 CONTENT

👤 *GYATT WILL NEVER BE FORGOTTEN

Finally, xQc says, "Alright chat, this was crazy. We’re ending it here. Shoutout to Ryan, follow him NOW!"

STREAM ENDS.

Ryan sits down, still in shock.

"Bro… what even was that?"

TO BE CONTINUED…

Streamer Life – Episode 6: Ryan Goes YouTube & New Dreads

Ryan sat in his room, staring at his computer screen. "Alright… it's time to expand."

He opened YouTube, clicked "Create Account," and typed in his new name:

👤 Channel Name: RyGuyLive

✅ Profile Picture: A crazy screenshot of him screaming from his horror stream.

✅ Banner: A neon-colored "LIVE" sign with his name.

✅ Bio: "High energy, no chill. Gaming & IRL madness!"

📍 First Video Idea

"I need a banger for my first upload."

Ryan decided to vlog his hair transformation—he was finally getting dreads.

Getting Dreads – The Vlog

Ryan set up his phone and hit record.

"Yo, what’s up, YouTube?! It’s ya boy Ryan, and today, we’re doing something CRAZY—I’m getting my hair done, finally locking in these dreads!"

He headed to the barbershop, showing clips of the process:

✂️ Washing & parting the hair

🔥 Twisting the first few locks

⏳ Time-lapse of the full transformation

After 3 hours, the barber spun the chair around.

Ryan looked in the mirror and shouted, "YO THIS IS FIRE!!"

👤 Chat (on the premiere): BRO LOOKS CLEAN AF

👤 *DREADS ACTUALLY SUIT HIM!

Editing & Uploading the Video

Back home, Ryan edited the video, adding:

🎶 Hype background music

🤣 Funny zoom-ins on his reactions

💬 On-screen text & memes

Finally, he hit "UPLOAD."

📍 Title: I Finally Got Dreads… THIS WAS INSANE!

📍 Thumbnail: A shocked face with “NEW LOOK??” in bold letters.

🔥 Within 2 hours…

✅ 5,000 views

✅ 300 likes

✅ Comments going crazy

👤 Fan1: This dude never stops with the energy 😂🔥

👤 Fan2: Lowkey looks like he’s about to be a rap star now

Ryan leaned back in his chair, smiling.

"YouTube… we UP now."

TO BE CONTINUED…

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