bridesmaid turned into chaos

Kenji: "Why the hell do we keep getting wedding jobs?! I swear if I see another white dress, I’m committing a crime."

Alexier: "You are literally an assassin, Kenji. You commit crimes daily."

Yashiro: "I don't see the issue. Weddings are just big, dramatic crime scenes waiting to happen."

Kenji: "Why is it always you in disguise?!"

Alexier: "Shut up and zip this dress before I kill you."

Yashiro: "Wait, wait—click—okay, I got the picture!"

The team has to infiltrate a lavish wedding on a cruise ship because the groom is secretly a wanted criminal who uses high-profile events to make illegal deals. But they soon find out that they’re not the only assassins onboard!

Episode: "Mission: Matrimonial Mayhem – The Carnival of Chaos!"

Setting: A luxurious cruise ship, the SS Serendipity, sailing through international waters on a beautiful, sunny day. The ship is decked out with extravagant decorations, transforming it into the most over-the-top wedding venue you can imagine. A large ballroom glitters with chandeliers, velvet drapes, and floral arrangements. The wind gently sways as the ship cuts through the water, but beneath the surface, a dark plot brews.

Mission Objective: The team is tasked with infiltrating the wedding of a powerful arms dealer, Viktor Volkov, who is attending the event disguised as a high-profile guest. Volkov is orchestrating a secret auction for illegal weapons during the wedding, and the team must stop him before he completes the deal. To keep their cover intact, they are blending in as part of the wedding party and the event staff.

Scene 1: "The Disguise"

The team assembles in their costumes, each trying to get used to their new, less-than-comfortable roles:

Alexier is reluctantly wearing a glittering kaleidoscope-colored bridesmaid's dress. His initial shock at the outfit is matched only by his disdain for the heels, which he stumbles over awkwardly. He has a fierce look on his face but a slight blush as he adjusts the high heels and fidgets with the bridesmaid bouquet. He mutters, "I swear, I’m going to kill Yashiro later for this."

Kenji, somehow managing to look dapper in a tuxedo, is the best man. He’s been given the job of delivering a speech, though he clearly has no idea what he’s doing. “I didn’t think best man speeches involved getting a crash course in charm,” he mutters, adjusting his tie and practicing his lines in the mirror.

Yashiro, ever the theatrical presence, plays the wedding planner, moving around like he's the one marrying the bride. “Details, details, everything must be perfect!” he says, holding a clipboard and directing the chaos around him. His over-the-top enthusiasm doesn't help in calming anyone's nerves.

Raven, taking on the role of the bride’s stylist, is behind the scenes, giving last-minute adjustments to the bride's look while subtly keeping an eye on everything happening around her. “One misplaced strand, and I’ll personally make sure you never look good again,” she warns a nervous assistant.

Seiran, a clumsy but lovable waiter, is trying to stay out of sight while pretending to serve drinks. He keeps dropping trays and bumping into guests, offering embarrassing apologies while trying not to look too suspicious

Scene 2: "Mission Chaos Unfolds"

As the event begins, Alexier tries to blend in, though the heels are the worst part. He keeps tripping on his dress, running into guests, and occasionally dropping the bouquet when someone distracts him. Every time this happens, Kenji lets out an exaggerated sigh, muttering, "At least you didn’t spill the champagne this time."

Yashiro, noticing how chaotic things are getting, takes it upon himself to manage the wedding as though he were the star of a Broadway show. He orders staff around while attempting to "improve" the wedding with his peculiar sense of style. At one point, he adds a fog machine to create a "mysterious atmosphere," but instead, it sets off the ship's smoke alarms, causing a frantic scramble. Yashiro is undeterred. "Ah, a little drama never hurt anyone!" he declares.

Meanwhile, Raven takes care of the bride's hair with her impeccable style, but when she’s not looking, she subtly swaps out her veil for a hidden microphone. All the while, she's keeping an eye on the high-profile guests, scanning for any sign of Volkov’s associates.

Then there's Seiran, who keeps tripping over his own feet while serving appetizers to guests. In the process, he manages to spill punch all over a distinguished senator’s suit, leading to a near altercation. Seiran nervously grins, “It’s on the house, sir! Just—uh—enjoy the party!”

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Scene 3: "The Plot Unfolds"

The auction is set to begin right after the ceremony, and that's when things start to get dangerous. Volkov, disguised as an unassuming guest, has slipped away to start the auction of illegal weapons. The team realizes that they've been running out of time to neutralize the threat.

Alexier, still in the dress, catches sight of Volkov exchanging briefcases with a shady character in the corner of the ballroom. He signals to Kenji, who responds with a raised eyebrow.

Kenji knows it's now or never. “Showtime,” he mutters under his breath.

Kenji walks towards Volkov with the grace of a trained professional, acting casual, while subtly positioning himself to block the weapon exchange. At the same time, Alexier—unwilling to be left out of the action—steps forward with what can only be described as an acrobatic leap, catching the entire wedding party's attention as he swings into the air like an oddly elegant trapeze artist.

“WHAT THE—?” someone yells as Alexier dramatically lands in front of Volkov, glaring at him with fire in his eyes, somehow still managing to maintain the grace of a ballerina in a gown.

“I’m here for the gift exchange,” Alexier says through gritted teeth, in what’s definitely a terrifyingly sarcastic tone. His high heels seem to be giving him more agility than expected.

Yes! But you know Alexier—he couldn't just stand around holding a bouquet like a proper bridesmaid. When he saw Volkov making a move, his instincts kicked in, and before he knew it, he was mid-air in full acrobatics mode—IN A DRESS.

Picture this: Sparkling kaleidoscope fabric flowing dramatically, heels somehow NOT snapping in half, and a completely bewildered crowd gasping as the most unexpected bridesmaid in history somersaults across the ballroom.

Even Kenji had to pause for a second, rubbing his eyes like, "Did… Did he really just do that?"

Yashiro, of course, was too entertained to stop him. "Ah, yes! The dramatic flair this wedding needed!" he probably said while clapping.

Alexier, now fully committed to the bit, lands perfectly (somehow), glaring at Volkov while adjusting his hair like this was all part of the plan.

And at that moment, everyone—including the bride, the groom, and the stunned security—had the same thought:

"Why the hell is a bridesmaid executing a full-blown assassin aerial attack?!"

Peak Alexier. 10/10. Would assassinate in disguise again.

The entire crew is trying to act normal, but NO ONE CAN LOOK AWAY FROM ALEXIER.

Meanwhile, Kenji is standing there, rubbing his temples like, "This idiot. My idiot. But still an idiot."

Raven is just casually sipping champagne at a distance, completely unbothered by the madness unfolding. She knew something like this would happen.

Yashiro? He’s got his phone out, recording. Because of course he is. This is prime blackmail material.

And Volkov? Oh, he's pissed. He did NOT expect to be drop-kicked by a “bridesmaid” in heels. But here we are.

The best part? Security is too confused to react. They’re looking at each other like, "Uh… do we stop the bridesmaid or…?"

Meanwhile, Alexier adjusts his ridiculous dress, cracking his knuckles like he's about to start Round 2.

Kenji sighs.

"If we survive this mission, I'm making you pay for my mental damage, Alexier."

Oh, it’s on.

Alexier launches himself forward, twirling gracefully in those ridiculous glittering heels. The man has never looked deadlier—nor more fabulous.

The heels CLACK against the marble floor of the cruise ship as he spins into a backflip, kicking one of Volkov’s men straight in the jaw. Dude goes flying.

Kenji, watching from the side, is rubbing his temples again.

"I hate that this is actually working."

Raven, still sipping her champagne, smirks.

"You can’t deny the man’s got style."

Meanwhile, Yashiro is still filming everything, whispering to himself:

"This is a masterpiece. A work of art. A legacy."

Security finally snaps out of their confusion. "STOP THE BRIDESMAID! SHE'S A THREAT!"

Alexier vaults onto a table, kicks a bottle of wine mid-air, catches it, takes a sip, then backhands a guard with the bottle.

"RUDE. I'M THE STAR OF THIS WEDDING."

Kenji grabs a chair and hurls it at an approaching bodyguard.

"Alexier, finish this so we can GET OUT OF HERE."

Volkov, infuriated, lunges at Alexier—

but Alexier casually side-steps, twirls in those deathly fabulous heels, and kicks him OVER the wedding cake.

The entire reception gasps.

A kid in the crowd claps. "That bridesmaid is so cool!"

Silence.

Then Raven raises her glass. "To the most dazzling assassination yet."

Kenji? He’s done. Absolutely done. He just walks away, muttering,

"Next mission, we’re wearing TUTUS, I swear."

Volkov, his eyes narrowing, raises a brow and motions to his bodyguards. “Deal with them,” he snarls

Scene 4: "Operation: Turn the Ship Around"

The battle that follows is a mix of chaos, bad decisions, and slapstick comedy:

Kenji punches one bodyguard and trips another, somehow managing to knock over a cake that splashes all over the wedding cake table, causing the guests to gasp and stare in disbelief.

Yashiro, taking control of the situation, grabs a ceremonial sword from a nearby decoration and challenges one of Volkov’s men to a duel—only for the sword to bend in his hands. “I swear this was better crafted when I saw it,” he mutters, as he uses it to perform an impressive yet futile twirl.

Raven, cool as ever, uses the bride’s veil to restrain an attacker by tying them up with elegance and flair, managing to neutralize a threat without breaking a sweat. “This looks better in my opinion,” she says with a casual shrug, straightening the veil.

Seiran, still in the waiter uniform, is accidentally wielding a tray as a weapon, knocking out an enemy with a well-placed punch of hors d'oeuvres to the face. He looks at the team sheepishly. “I meant to throw the punch, but this works too.”

As the chaos continues, Volkov realizes he's losing control. He attempts to make a run for it but is intercepted by Alexier, who, with one final dramatic flourish, grabs a champagne bottle and knocks him out.

Mission Wrap-Up:

The team regroups in the ship’s dining room, where the wedding is supposed to continue. The bride is ecstatic, still unaware of the whole situation, while the groom is just trying to enjoy his evening.

Alexier, Kenji, and the rest of the team gather around, their disguises now slightly worse for wear.

“Next time, I’m sticking to my day job,” Alexier mutters, clearly relieved to be out of the dress.

Kenji smirks, “Well, you looked great in it. Maybe it’s your new look.”

Yashiro chimes in, “I’ve always wanted to be a wedding planner. This job suits me perfectly!”

Raven, still unphased, raises an eyebrow. “Let’s hope the next mission is less… chaotic.”

Seiran, looking more than satisfied, adds, “I think I’ll stay behind the scenes from now on. Waiter duties seem a lot safer than… whatever this was.”

The Most Unhinged Breakdance Assassination in History

The ballroom lights shimmered as Alexier—in a bridesmaid dress, mind you—spun into a flawless windmill. The audience gasped, thinking this was part of the entertainment.

The idiot dancer who challenged him? Already regretting his life choices.

The DJ—God bless him—took this as a cue and switched to an absolute banger of a track.

Alexier: "You started this, so FINISH IT." Backflips into a perfectly timed freeze.

Kenji, facepalming: “THIS ISN’T THE MISSION, ALEXIER.”

Yashiro, crying with laughter: "Oh no, let him cook—LET HIM COOK!" Aggressively filming everything.

Raven? Already bribing the DJ to extend the track.

Meanwhile, the target was mesmerized. The dumb rich bastard had no clue that his fate was sealed.

The moment of truth:

Alexier, mid-air spin, discreetly throws a blade at the chandelier above the target.

CRASH.

The chandelier’s chain snaps, smashing down on the target, pinning him beneath the wreckage.

The crowd screams. Chaos erupts.

Alexier, landing gracefully: “And THAT, ladies and gentlemen, is how you SERVE.” Flips his hair dramatically.

Kenji, dragging him by the collar: “I swear to—WE’RE LEAVING.”

Mission accomplished. Disguises intact. And Yashiro?

Already uploading the footage to every black-market meme forum known to man.

The Great Bridesmaid Escape – Absolute Chaos Edition

The second the chandelier crashed, security went into full panic mode.

Kenji: "Alright, time to leave before this turns into an actual wedding massacre."

Alexier, dramatically flipping his bridesmaid dress: "But my performance! My ART!"

Yashiro, already dragging him: "Save it for the afterparty, Sparkles!"

They bolted for the nearest exit—except security had locked down the main doors.

Raven, sighing: "Plan B, then."

She pulled a hidden knife from somewhere in her evening gown and threw it so precisely that it jammed the ballroom’s power switch. Lights flickered. Total blackout. Screaming guests. Chaos.

Kenji: "Alright, now we run."

But of course, because Alexier can never have a normal exit, some idiot guard grabbed his dress.

Alexier: "Oh, you did NOT just—"

With a graceful spin, Alexier twisted out of the gown, leaving the poor guard holding a fistful of sequins.

Kenji, seeing Alexier in just his short silk slip dress underneath: "...I’m not even surprised anymore."

Yashiro: "Hey, at least it’s not the circus outfit this time."

They reached the deck. The only way out? Overboard.

Raven, casually sipping stolen champagne: "Ladies first?"

Kenji: "Oh, I insist—ALEXIER, GO."

And with that, they dived off the cruise ship, disappearing into the night.

Mission accomplished. Wedding ruined. Dignity? Debatable.

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