Kidnap?
Garvit Roy Kapoor
*spank tanvi on her head*
Aur moti, kaisi hai?
How are you, fatty?
Devika Bhatia (FL)
Oye chirkut. Aaj tang mat kar usse, samjh na?
Oye chirkut. Don't bother her today, got it?
Garvit Roy Kapoor
Kyu, Tujhe bura lg gya? Adhi lesbian?
Why?do you feel bad? Half lesbian?
Devika Bhatia (FL)
*spank his head harder*
Faltu bola na, pure meethe.
Don't speak like that, full gay.
Context: Before someone gets offended, they are just teasing and not insulting any community.
Garvit Roy Kapoor
Hua kya hai?
What has happened?
Tanvi Bansal (FL's bff)
*sighs*
Garvit Roy Kapoor
Oye, moti, kya hua?
Oye, fatty, what has happened?
Devika Bhatia (FL)
Iska baap iski shaadi karana chahta hai....
Her father wants her to get married....
Tanvi Bansal (FL's bff)
Devika!
Devika Bhatia (FL)
What? Why should I respect him if he can't respect his daughter's opinion?
Tanvi Bansal (FL's bff)
*sighs*
Don't say that. He is my father
Devika Bhatia (FL)
And you're absolutely stupid.
Tanvi Bansal (FL's bff)
*sighs*
Garvit Roy Kapoor
Toh fir, kab hai shaadi?
So, when is the wedding?
👉🏻 *sucker for parties*
Devika Bhatia (FL)
*glares at garvit*
Garvit Roy Kapoor
*flinch*
Garvit Roy Kapoor
*Did I say something wrong?*
Devika Bhatia (FL)
Usse nhi krni shaadi!
She doesn't want to get married.
Garvit Roy Kapoor
Toh kya hai, mana karde simple.
So what's the big deal. Just say no.
Devika Bhatia (FL)
Mard jati ne aaj tak "No" ka meaning samjha hai?
Has the male community understood the meaning of "No" till today?
Devika Bhatia (FL)
Iska baap DDLJ ka amrish puri hai. Kaise kre mana?
Her father is Amrish Puri from DDLJ. How to convince him?
Garvit Roy Kapoor
.....
😶😶😶
Garvit Roy Kapoor
Kya bolti hai, moti?
What say, Fatty?
*whispers near tanvi's ear*
Garvit Roy Kapoor
Utha lu kya, tere baap ko?
Should I kidnap your father?
Tanvi Bansal (FL's bff)
*glares at garvit*
Garvit Roy Kapoor
Mast plan hai na?
Isn't this a good plan?
Tanvi Bansal (FL's bff)
*stomp on his leg*
Garvit Roy Kapoor
Ah!
Bhalayi ka toh zamana hi nhi rha, bhai.
There is no longer a time for goodness.
*rubbing his leg*
Tanvi Bansal (FL's bff)
*sighs*
Garvit Roy Kapoor
Arre fir hum kidnap kr lete hai na.
Then we should kidnap.
Devika Bhatia (FL)
Kisko?iske baap ko?
Who? Her father?
Garvit Roy Kapoor
Arre nhi-
Arre no-
Devika Bhatia (FL)
Toh kya fir isse?
So then her?
Garvit Roy Kapoor
Arre nhi baba-
Arre no dude-
Devika Bhatia (FL)
Toh kya pandit ko?
So the priest then?
Garvit Roy Kapoor
Nhi! Iske dulhe ko.
No! Her groom!
Devika Bhatia (FL)
*eyes widened*
Devika Bhatia (FL)
Bura idea nhi hai...Isse tanvi ki bhi badnami nhi hongi.
This is not a bad idea... Tanvi will also not get defamed because of this too.
Tanvi Bansal (FL's bff)
Tum dono chup kro!
Shut up, you both!
*screams*
Devika Bhatia (FL)
*shocked*
Garvit Roy Kapoor
*shocked*
Tanvi Bansal (FL's bff)
*teary eyes*
Tanvi Bansal (FL's bff)
Vo normal insan nhi hai...Vo Vo...
He is not a normal man ..he is...
Garvit Roy Kapoor
*Abnormal...?
*too scared to say this out loud*
Devika Bhatia (FL)
Vo? Kya? Vo don bhi hua na fir bhi utha lenge.
He is? What? Even if he is a don, we will kidnap him up.
Garvit Roy Kapoor
Haa haa...tere liye toh jaan bhi hazir hai. Bas mangna mat.
True true....I am ready to sacrifice my life for you. Just don't ask for it.
Tanvi Bansal (FL's bff)
Vo Kabir hai.
He is Kabir.
Garvit Roy Kapoor
Kabir das?
Tanvi Bansal (FL's bff)
*glares at garvit*
Devika Bhatia (FL)
*glares at garvit*
Garvit Roy Kapoor
Mai toh mo-mood light kr rha tha, Deviyo.
I was just lightening the mood, ladies.
Tanvi Bansal (FL's bff)
Kabir Singh Raizada...
Tanvi Bansal (FL's bff)
KSR.
Devika Bhatia (FL)
*shocked*
Garvit Roy Kapoor
*shocked*
Devika Bhatia (FL)
Ye kahi wahi toh nhi hum samjh rhe hai?
This is not the same thing that we are thinking right?
*looks at garvit*
Garvit Roy Kapoor
Haa haa...Par ye hai kon?
Right right...but who is he?
Tanvi Bansal (FL's bff)
Raizada Limited company ka malik....
CEO of Raizada Limited company
*looks down*
Garvit Roy Kapoor
Sahi hai yaar. Fir toh tera pati ameer honga.
That's great, man. Then your husband must be rich.
Devika Bhatia (FL)
Tu toh janta nhi tha na usse, kutte?
I thought you didn't know him, kutte(dog)?
Garvit Roy Kapoor
Arre naam hi etna bhaari sa hai, ameer hi honga. Kabhi gareeb ka naam suna hai essa?
Oh, the name itself is so heavy, he must be rich. Have you ever heard such a name of a poor person?
Devika Bhatia (FL)
.....
*rubbing her forehead*
Tanvi Bansal (FL's bff)
*sighs*
Devika Bhatia (FL)
Kabir Singh Raizada....*mumbled*
Garvit Roy Kapoor
Raizada Singh Kabir...*mumbled*
Garvit Roy Kapoor
Arre ye sab chor, momos khaye?
Leave all this, let's have some momos!
Momo hota hai, momos nhi gawar author.
Kripya ye bolne wale dur rhe. 🙏🏻🙏🏻
Devika Bhatia (FL)
Agar mujhe ek katal maaf hota toh mai tera hi karti!
If I was forgiven for one murder, then I would have killed you!
Garvit Roy Kapoor
*runs away*
Garvit Roy Kapoor
Vese soch le, kidnap kr sakte hai abhi bhi...
Just think about it, we can still kidnap him...
Just wait, the previous story is gonna end soon. So, I am not leaving that story in between. I just wanted to start this one today.
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