B*tch Boy

⚠️WARNING: Sensored Swearing, Nicknames of D*presion/S*icide⚠️

Leon Kuwata:

So. Another student was killed. And I dunno who it is.

Life is annoyingly boring, especially since it's the afterlife. I'm stuck with:-

•Sayaka screaming at me

    for her death.

•Some girl called Mukuro

    who was Junko's sister, acting like Junko, getting killed by Junko, and knowing Junko was the mastermind.

•Chihiro crying every five

    minutes.

•Mondo saying sorry for

     killing the 'chic'.

•And some new kid.

So who the hell is it? It's gotta be someone f*cking cool, or else I'm gonna be pissed off. I woke up at goddamn 6 in the morning to hear, "A fellow student has been killed! Please meet in the Gym Hall as soon as possible." That qoute had stuck to me ever since I was beat to a bloody corpse by the one thing that I use daily. Baseballs.

Not wanting to get up, I stretch my arms out, yawn and, to my dispair, use my legs for the first time today. I walk over to my dorm door, rubbing my eyes and turning the handle. This day, today is gonna be a f*cking sh*tty day. I open the door, and walk out.

I walk past Chihiro coming out oh her- his dorm. Damn, I need to start getting those pronouns right.

"Hey Chibro! You heading to see who's a goner too, huh?" He glances back, noticing my presence. "O-Oh, hello Kuwata~Kun. I wouldn't describe t-them as a g-goner, but yeah. The body discovery announcment did say to meet in the Gym, r-right?" "I'd assume so, Dumb*ss." I hear a sarcastic, feminine voice say. Sh*t, Sayaka is here to ruin the fun.

"Hello, D*presion. Also, don't f*cking call Fugisaki that." I retaliate. She rolls her eyes back at me. "I'm not d*pressed like Makoto, or Taka. Pfft, Taka tries to hide it, but can't for sh*t." I hear a gasp. "H-Hey! Taka isn't d*pressed, and neither is Makoto! A-A-At least, I don't think..." Chi can deal with you insulting him, but when it comes to his homies, you are dead f*cking meat. He was just... Going easy on Maizono.

"Shut up, d*pression most of the time isn't visible." I sigh. "How about we start heading to the f*ckin' gym or whatever?" They both nod, silently agreeing.

We start walking, and right before we do, we see Mondo coming out of his dorm. Damn, he is not only an *sshole, but is so slow. Walking, or more of limping in due to my wounds, I see a sight that not even Maizono would want to see.

Kiyotaka, standing there with a bludged-in head.

"K-Kiyo!?" Chihiro screams at the top of his lungs. Taka looks up to see, not only Chihiro, Sayaka and I. But also Mondo Owada, his greatest enemy. "I-I... Fugisaki~Kun, Kuwata~Kun, M-Mondo, I..." He feels the wound on his head, looks up back at us, and realizes Mondo had started running towards him.

"Bro, don't kill him!" I shout, while I'm too late. Owada runs to him and all of a sudden,  h u g s  h i m .

"Uuuuuuhhhhhh... You seeing this, Fugisaki~Kun?" I ask in pure confusion. I turn back to them, Mondo has Taka in his grip, swinging him round in circle while the hug, raising him up by the waist and holding him like a bride. "O-Oh, yeah, they had a 'man-off' in the sauna when you died, and becames friends." He says, rather bluntly.

Mondo drops Taka after a few minutes and says, "Wait, if-if you are here then you're..." "Dead? Yeah, heh. Now, I will tell you my killer but you need to stay calm, mkay?" Owada's head nods vigorously. "Well, it was..."

Right as the dramatic part strikes, BAM! SOMEONE ELSE IS F*CKING DEAD! Taka too notices and somehow blurts out, "Y-Yamada, but you..." He gasps for air, having the same blood wound as Kiyotaka. "Yasuhiro lied to me... she said I would be fine. She said... She said..."

Taka hushes him. "Shh, It's okay. I know what Celestia~San did, and she is pure evil. But we will need to learn to forgive her, as she will join us too soon." Wait, did he say Celeste? Hifumi JUST said it was my bro Hagekure. "Y-YOU KNEW ABOUT CELESTE BEING TAEKO YASUHIRO?!" Yamada blurts out. Waitwaitwait, Ludenberg is really Taeko?  What the hell is this class? Ishimaru just laughs.

"A-Actually, now that a I think about it. I have something to say..." Chihiro says. "I think Taka might need to calm his boyfriend down. He looks a lityle mad.." Taka then immediately hug-tackles Owada. Okay, now they're BOYFRIENDS!? And I thought I was f*cking gay.

"Jesus f*cking christ, calm down with the homo sh*t. I'm the only straight person here, for crying out loud." Sayaka just had to ruin the moment huh? "Oh, shut up s*icide." I say. "Like I said, I'm phyc- not d*pressed or s*icidal." Her replies are useless. "Says the one who committed s*icide 'cause they didn't want to admit to being killed."

"SHE WHAT?!" I hear everyone say in somewhat sync, ringing through my ears. "Yeah! I told you all I didn't kill her!" A couple laughters afterwords. Damn today wasn't so f*cking bad.

Mondo and Taka walk over to me. "So, Taka. To take your mind off of your... ya know, death, how about you hang out with B*itch Boy and I, eh?" Kiyotaka gasps at the statement. "Language, Kyodia! And if Kuwata~Kun is alright with that, then yes." I laugh. "Of course it is, ya douche. Mondo's tryna be an *sshole and annoy the f*cking sh*t out of me." He scolds me too for the heavy cursing, and I roll my eyes back at him.

"So, where do y'all wanna hang?"

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