4: Can she plan my Birthday Party?

6 ½ days left...

CHAPTER 4: CELEBRATION

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We are at 30 miles to the marketplace, which wasn't way too far if you drive a fast car. There, I saw a young little girl, who was about to plan her birthday party, but suffering from memory loss when she became powerful and a god. She doesn't know what to do and ran out of time. Stella said that it's a good idea to help her plan her party and was a key to go to the 5th level, the marketplace. I agreed with Stella, so, I took 6 steps towards her, and she noticed.

The young little girl calls herself Melody. She had memory loss after the incident involving witches, gangbangers and crocodiles. She needs a lot of help. A lot of help. After all the planing they have done, Melody seems excited, and joined Lilian Postal and followed her just in case the CDB stage was in store. "It was the mini puzzle? A minor stage? Really?" I said to Melody. She warned me about the dangers of the next piece of the puzzle. It was a marketplace, and it was filled with CBD-infused snake oil salesmen, crooks, Mother Gothel Cultists, Mean Fangirls, etc. I listened to what Melody was saying, and I joined her, and then, we go to the main level and next puzzle: the marketplace.

What little did they know that Melody WAS a child god. And that was one of the Hated child of Smokey/Emily and Simon's 3 children, Starvia, who survived and stop her mother/father/mentor's violent killing spree, because of the fact that Smokey/Emily DOES like violence and can stalk and kill every single fangirl he/she/it comes across or was angered by. Then, she created an AI known as Ducky, the Editor from The Future. She swore loyalty to those who are semi-Silly Billy, but not 5 months later, she got affected and became corrupted with the Silly Billy Infection, and then faded into obscurity. It was the time when the Violent Duo, Smokey/Emily and Simon are on a killing streak after they killed a lot of fangirls (or in this case, enemies or victims or test dummies for his/her/its powers) and they are labeled as 'The Most Wanted' And later, they have finally come to the marketplace with one objective and clue of the puzzle to go to the next level of the puzzle game: Kill Smokey/Emily and Simon.

While at the bustling area of the marketplace, they are wanted posters all over the stands. Then there are a lot of posters with Smokey/Emily and Simon all over the place! Camels, cattle, market stands, even the public bathrooms are covered with wanted posters! And they passed though jerks, mean fangirls, Mother Gothel Cultists, thieves, bandits, frauds, redneck paintball jerks, especially those who crashed people's Centaur Hunts, and even CBD-infused snake oil salesmen!

They entered a saloon and this is where they saw Smokey/Emily and Simon.

Saloon Employee:"Where was you have been? You and your group have did so far, and now, relax. You need a lot of energy to save us from the destruction caused by the 2 little devil girls' weapon, CBD. Again, where have you been?"

Lilian Postal:"I am on a puzzle game for the CDB which Maxie/Nimona and her timid and shy sister Hina/Pammi have created, and those are the items on my satchel are used for the CDB stage, aka the boss stage of the puzzle game. It is TRULY a mystery. Right now, where was Smokey/Emily and Simon, so we can kill and capture them."

Saloon Employee:"Well, you know, they are now on15 miles, and they will come shortly when they are riding a hurricane. Uh oh. HERE THEY COME! LOOK AT THE WARNING AND WANTED BOUNTY SIGNS PEOPLE! EVERYONE GET DOWN!"

Everyone on the Saloon, excluding Lilian Postal (Me), ducked, covered, hide themselves, or ran away from the saloon, as Smokey/Emily and his/her/it's partner in crime, Simon entered the Saloon as they threw knives, Smokey/Emily uses his/her/its powers of the Sun and the weather, and they laughed hard and manically like Russian Sociopathic Killing Machines. Now I know that Smokey/Emily likes violence and is in love with Sans, so if he finds him anywhere, it wasn't an OK sign. Maybe I should stop her, nah, she has very bad and terrible anger issues and will kill me in a silly way. Maybe it can be stopped with stuff that it doesn't like? Maybe. Just, maybe. I must do what must be done, but I just needed a little help.

Smokey/Emily:"Where's my love Sans? Where is the skeleton man? If you do not tell me, I will HURT PEOPLE!"

Lilian Postal:"Stop right there and give up. You'll never find him. He is with his brother."

Smokey/Emily:"Grrr. His brother... He will be my next victim and test dummy after you... And again, if you do not tell me, I will HURT PEOPLE. I will hurt people with my powers of the sun and the weather, and I am immortal! And there's nothing you can really DO about it! Hahahahaha!"

Simon:"My girlfriend's right, so stay out of the way! And if you do, you will never see what's coming, so don't be rude and stay out of our way."

Melody:"Please do NOT take Postal. Take me instead. *Transforms into Lilly*"

Smokey/Emily:"Fool! You have no powers or memories of your past! You are a child and eww, cat ears? I hate it!"

Melody:"What? Did I shape-shift as Lilly? Yeah, right. *Transforms back*"

Smokey/Emily summons up a tornado on his hand and the while place twirled and starts spinning around. Smokey/Emily:"You're going to make a nice milkshake for my boyfriend, little flower... You might just to feel a little tickle, and it would be a shame that it was quick and painless." Melody:"I like quick and painless."

I was started to twirl around the air, but then, there was a book about making all kinds of ice cream at home, and found a recipe of making mint ice cream, Melody likes it, but Smokey/Emily did not. In fact, it was one of her weaknesses.

I get out of the gravity and grab the book, and read along to find the pages, and then finally, found a mint ice cream recipe on page 52! So, I grab the ingredients on the twirling saloon, grab a bowl and wooden spoon, uses an ice cream machine, and decorates it, and wow! I just made a homemade mint ice cream at the saloon, and then I put the used tools to the sink, and then uses an Ice Cream Scooper to throw and drops the mint ice cream on Smokey/Emily and Simon's faces! Lilian Postal:"Aha! Take that, you foul beast!"

Smokey/Emily:"Mint Ice Cream?! AAAAAHHHHH! *Stops its madness, his powers stops, the saloon stops twirling and starts to put back what was once well-organized.* I really HATE THAT STUFF."

Simon:"This taste pretty good. Compliments to the chef!"

Smokey/Emily:"IDIOT! STOP EATING THAT NILBOG ICE CREAM RIGHT NOW! YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO SEARCH AND FIND MY VICTIMS AND ENEMIES, NOT ENJOY THIS ADDICTIVE TRAVESTY!"

Simon:"Give me a break, partner. Let me eat it, for the love of God!"

Smokey/Emily:"FINE! I'LL DO IT MYSELF! Hahaha... Sansy, where are you, come to me, so we can be together, and I'll kill his nasty ol' brother!"

Lilian Postal:"Hey! He's not in there, and they are not in the saloon-- Ahh!"

Smokey/Emily looks at the elevator to see his Sansy was there, but I pushed her when she gets closer and closer. I closed the elevator door with my hands, and then punched the buttons and Smokey/Emily's powers are drained without sunlight. Then, the Sherrif came and arrested Smokey/Emily and Simon. Everyone in the saloon are excited, and congraduated me and my gang for their bravery and smart thinking. They gave us lots of money and Melody joins me, and then we go to the next level of the puzzle game.

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CHAPTER 4 END

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