Chapter 1: The silly gang :3

"2+2\=6!" Mason told Riku "there are two twos therefore there is an additional 2 that no one talks about" riku replied "good job" mason said, suddenly their dad came in the room  " riku, Mason your mom and I are getting a divorce" Mr Rainey said "what the fuck???" Mason yelled out "LANGUAGE YOUNG MAN" Mr Rainey screamed at mason "I' M 12" mason yelled back "respectfully I'm not the one who threw a fucking cardboard cutout at a classmate" Mr Rainey said "I did not do that shit" mason told mr Rainey "stop accusing each other, dad didn't date a 15 year old...." riku muttered "AND YOU WERE NOT BORN YET, MOM WAS 15 WHEN DAD WAS 47 AND STILL DATED HER"  mason told Riku "I just wanted to say me and your mom are getting a divorce not get in an argument with a 12 year old kid" Mr Rainey said "I'm buying you a treadmill so you can finally lose weight" mason said calmly to his dad "SHUT UP DIRTY GARAGE BOY" Mr Rainey yelled "no you shut up" mason said to his dad "DID YOU JUST TELL ME TO SHUT UP?!" Mr Rainey said  "yuh uh, your higher than mom's blood pressure after I turn on the light in the car when she's driving me home from soccer practice " mason said "MASON YOUR TWELVE"  Riku said in shock "and your a minute younger than me" mason told Riku "so erm I'm taking custody of Riku" Mr Rainey explained "can I keep mom's curvy plant she's been growing for 2 weeks now?" Riku asked "I don't see why not" Mr Rainey replied as he shrugged "that tree is so ugly, why would you want it" mason asked "YEAH LIKE YOUR FUCKING DOG!" Riku yelled "... to be honest your dog is disgusting" Mr Rainey agreed "I'm gonna go crazy if you guys keep saying my son is ugly!" Mason said "HES A DOG, HE IS NOT A HUMAN CHILD" Mr Rainey explained "I DON'T CARE, KENNY IS MY SON AND I LOVE HIM" Mason said "dude Kenny is a human name, not fit for a dog" Riku thought (I'm not writing more since like this chapter already doesn't make sense and I'm not writing more things that don't make sense so here's random words! 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡 GRRR THIS MUST BE THE WORK OF THE DARK REUNION!!!!!! 😡😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬 Gyatt I was in Ohio before I met you I rizzed to much and that's an issue! But I'm grimace shake😎 gyatt! Tell your friends it was nice to rizz them but I hope I never edge again...... I know it breaks your fanum! Taxing in Ohio and I'm still not sigma! Four years no livvy now you're looking pretty on adin Ross twitchy and i-i-i can't rizz no i-i-i can't mew😢😢 so baby gronk me closer in the back skibidi toilet that I know you can't afford 😆😆 Kai cenat tatted on my shoulder pull the gyatt right off the corner from that fanum that you taxed from your roommate back in ohio!! WE AIN'T EVER NOT THE RIZZLER)

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