Thorns That Bind Me Dead men

FL'S POV

I've been in this stupid novel for years now, and frankly I want to go back home. Life was unpredictable and that made it fun.

The novel's name, I can not even recall it.

The plot I remember well, I've always loved perfection but at the same time found joy in creating chaos thus I decided to become friends with the female lead of the novel, Andrea and trained her because I hated the whole cliché of a powerful man and a weak woman who left him without a word, so he hurt her a lot but in the end she forgives, and they live happily ever after.

Now, though she is still the ex of the male lead, she is stronger and independent(she is still dumb).

Sebastian Sokolov(FL BFF/ A.black)

Hey Cal!! Hurry up, we have a meeting.

Aurelia Calypso Lexington( FL/A.Violet)

Shut it, I'm trying to narrate a story here, Bitch.

Sebastian Sokolov(FL BFF/ A.black)

Um, what the fuc- you know what, you do you, I'm leaving

Andrea Salvatore( FL BFF/ A.White)

YOU BETTER BE OUT HERE IN TWO MINUTES OR I SWEAR TO GOD, I'M FRYING YOU

Aurelia Calypso Lexington( FL/A.Violet)

BAE, chill, I'm here

Andrea Salvatore( FL BFF/ A.White)

Fine, anyway Sebby love, how is your love life?

Sebastian Sokolov(FL BFF/ A.black)

Bruh, its just pathetic, these men can never ever look good enough

Aurelia Calypso Lexington( FL/A.Violet)

I mean you might need to lower your standards a little.

Sebastian Sokolov(FL BFF/ A.black)

Says the one who told her ex;" I lowered my standards for you, and you still weren't good enough".

Aurelia Calypso Lexington( FL/A.Violet)

Well he was ugly so yeah* starts driving the car*

Andrea Salvatore( FL BFF/ A.White)

Dude, why am I always the passenger princess?🤨

Sebastian Sokolov(FL BFF/ A.black)

Maybe cuz you look like a princess (I'm too scared to sit up front with that witch driving)* beaming*

Andrea Salvatore( FL BFF/ A.White)

Aww, sebby, you are the best * blows him a kiss*

Sebastian Sokolov(FL BFF/ A.black)

Eww * catches the kiss and throws it out the window* Sister, I ain't straight...

Aurelia Calypso Lexington( FL/A.Violet)

We know that's why you are our friend cuz we hate straight white men

Andrea Salvatore( FL BFF/ A.White)

Fr though, they are so boring.

Suddenly Aurelia hits the breaks

Sebastian Sokolov(FL BFF/ A.black)

THE HELL DID YOU STOP?

Aurelia Calypso Lexington( FL/A.Violet)

There are three dead men on the road...

TO BE CONTINUED