Daily Teasing

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It was already past 8:00 p.m. when Xia Feng returned. Even if the summer day was long, it had already been dark for some time. When Xia Feng drove towards the underground carpark, he looked up to see that his balcony was lit up.

How many overtime nights had he silently wished for this scene? Though the other person was someone else.

“I’m back.” When he opened the front door and shouted this, he felt so refreshed.

Yu Dong who was eating a slice of watermelon while reading through her script turned around and waved from the sofa. “You’re back? I brought some watermelon home if you want some.”

“I don’t want any.” Xia Feng turned towards her voice, and suddenly his face darkened. “What are you wearing?”

Yu Dong looked down at herself. She was wearing a men’s white shirt that just barely covers her butt and exposed her fair thighs.

Yu Dong calmly put down the watermelon rind, took a napkin and said: “My clothes are in the wash, and I didn’t have any pajamas. So I took a shirt from your closet, you seem to have plenty of these shirts anyway.”

“You…you shouldn’t wear that.” Xia Feng’s eyes trailed upwards, dodging her.

“What’s wrong with it?” Yu Dong was puzzled.

Yu Dong turned around and saw Xia Feng’s obvious embarrassment, he clearly didn’t know where to put his gaze.

Suddenly, a mischievous thought arose.

Yu Dong suddenly shifted into a sexy posture on the sofa, used her 4-year university dubbing skills to change her voice into a sexier tone, and after licking her lower lip said, “Husband, I wanted to wear it for you.”

Xia Feng suddenly felt his lower abdomen tighten, and with a flushed face, he fled into his bedroom.

Yu Dong fell back into the sofa laughing.

Hearing her laughter, Xia Feng felt that he was being teased by a cheating little girl. With his little remaining dignity, he opened his door to walk towards Yu Dong who was still giggling on the sofa.

“Uh…” Yu Dong was startled by his sudden return, and her laughter stopped abruptly.

“You’ll pay for this.” Xia Feng’s expression was grave.

Yu Dong blinked, and when Xia Feng was about to get up and leave, she suddenly wrapped her hands around his neck, leaned close to breathe into his ear and whispered, “Come on then!”

Xia Feng’s body twitched, and he once again fled.

Yu Dong laughed even louder and almost rolled off the sofa.

She dared to say these things because she knew his face was thin. Also, this sister had been hungry for so many years in her previous life. Now that she had the necessary certificate, she had been eagerly anticipating.

(T/N saying you have a thick face means you have no shame. So having a thin face means you’re easily embarrassed.)

But no matter how loudly Yu Dong continued to laugh, Xia Feng didn’t come out again.

After laughing so much, Yu Dong became a little hungry. She had been reading her script the moment she came back, so she never had the chance to eat dinner. She thought about the man hiding in his bedroom and shouted, “Have you eaten dinner yet? If you haven’t, we can eat together.”

Xia Feng was still a little annoyed but nevertheless, he opened his door and asked her: “What do you want to eat?”

“I think there’s a noodle shop just outside the neighborhood. I can call them.”

“That noodle shop isn’t very sanitary. And you should eat less takeaway.” Xia Feng told her.

“But I’m hungry!” Yu Dong clutched at her stomach. “Can you please look inside the refrigerator and cook something?”

Xia Feng went into the kitchen and opened the refrigerator. It was filled with many ingredients and a variety of carbonated drinks. He frowned but didn’t comment. Looking through the ingredients, there was a good variety of meats and vegetables. Xia Feng thought about it and asked, “What do you want to eat?”

“I don’t mind, and anyway the ingredients are all things I love eating.” Yu Dong said.

“….” She was being very honest. Xia Feng took out some vegetables, intending to make a bowl of vegetarian noodles.

“If you want to cook the spare ribs, I haven’t eaten sweet and sour ribs in a while.” Suddenly another sentence drifted from the living room.

“….” Xia Feng looked down at the vegetables in his hands, thought about it, then reached in the refrigerator to take out the ribs.

Dinner ended up being a strange mix of sweet and sour pork ribs with bowls of vegetable noodles. A plate of ribs had already been eaten by Yu Dong, who seemed to really enjoy them.

“You’re really good at cooking, just below my mom!” Yu Dong said with narrowed eyes.

“Sweet and sour ribs are high in sugar and protein, and it’s pretty late now, you should eat less.” Xia Feng couldn’t help but say.

“Don’t worry I’ll just run 2 laps after dinner to make sure I don’t get fat.”

“It’s one thing to be fat, but that doesn’t indicate your actual health. Overeating won’t be good for your stomach and intestines. And drink less carbonated drinks, one bottle every two days.”

“Doctor Xia, can I see you again when I’m actually ill? Please let me eat.” Yu Dong looked at him with pitiful eyes.

Xia Feng wanted to remain firm, but her enthusiastic eating managed to pull her loose shirt, revealing a white shoulder.

Xia Feng immediately moved his sight away and uncomfortably said, “Do what you want, just wash the dishes after eating.”

“Of course!”

Xia Feng returned to his room and picked up a bottle of mineral water from the table, gulping down half the bottle in one go.

This is really killing him.

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