Not the heroine! 1.5

UNEDITED!!

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Thanks guys so much for reading this far...more updates will come soon! This book is really meant as a funny lighthearted book and not really meant to be serious like a Barnes and noble book... I hope you guys still like it >.< please do leave a lot of love in the comments ❤️

“Brother!?” I yelled in shock looking back and forth between the two. They look nothing alike? Is this red head adopted!?

“I-I’m sorry you had to see that brother” the ceo said smoothing his shirt down while Marcy buttoned up her shirt.

“Wow, this is the first time I’ve seen you get flustered...aweee so cute... gag” I said pretending to throw up.

The red head laughed and I was about to laugh too until I remebered-

Wait I can’t be sarcastic like my old self! I need to make this dude fall in love with me.

This made me come up with a new idea.

We shall put attempt 4 on hold, now attempt 5!

Attempt 5!: act weak and faint and make him catch you!

I stumbled a bit “whew...I think I’m a bit dizzy” I said stumbling again.

“...are you okay?” The red head asked touching my arm.

Go away! I’m trying to make the other dude catch me! I curled in my head.

“She probably drank too much wine” the ceo said rolling his eyes.

I glared at him and stopped my act. “Oh so you’re calling me an alcoholic now? At least I don’t have three different stds!” I said holding up 5 fingers.

Once I realized I was holding up the wrong amount I blushed in embarrassment and quickly switched to three... but I didn’t realize the beast I’ve awoken.

“STDs? How disgraceful, since when do my employees talk to their ceos like that?” He asked laughing scarily.

“Since I’ve came to this world one day ago!” I said glaring at his face. “I was a barista not a freaking front desk person!?”

“B-Barista!?....It doesn’t even matter...If you are doing this to seduce me it won’t work” he said wrapping an arm around Marcys waist. “I’m in love with Lucy now”

I laughed loudly, clutching my stomach and wiping the tears from my eyes. “Wow I can’t believe you think I’m attracted to you this is the funniest thing all day”

Well since all my attempts failed I’ll just proceed with the kidnapping one later...but first I will speak my mind.

“To be honest you aren’t that attractive, I don’t like men too arrogant and have nothing to back up their arrogance.” I said looking at him up and down with disgust.

“And let me make one thing clear mr.CEO. I. Done.Like.You. And most of all I hate you Marcy.” I said pointing to Her.

“I-I’m L-Lucy-“

“Aish just stop talking” I said rubbing my head. “That’s one of the things I hate about you, you act so innocent and frail and rely on men to save you... you act like you are unattractive but you aren’t and you don’t stand up for yourself, just letting the male lead save you while you wait for him!?”

“And most of all you remind me of my horrendous sister...she’s the worst human alive and you look exactly like her.....and then you!” I said looking back at the ceo, “you think just because I bully her that means I like you, ha! You just wish.”

“Why else would you try and seduce me? You even admitted you liked me...and you wouldn’t have came on to me if you didn’t like me..” he said puffing put his chest.

What.

In.

The.

World.

Why is he trying to convince himself so much that I like him?...wouldn’t he want to get rid of me quickly? What’s up with this dude.

“I seduced you so that I could torture Ma- Lucy dimwit!!”

Okay. Maybe that wasn’t me but the novel Eliza but I’ll just try and diminish his ego as much as I can.

“There’s someone I actually like and want to marry! He’s kind...charming..beautiful....and not a big dirtbag like you!?” I yelled poking him hard in the chest.

“Oh really?” He asked taking a step towards me.”and who is that....? I doubt they’ll like a skank like you”

I was angry- no fuming. Who knew novel characters would be such a pig. He liked that novel Eliza was trying to seducing because he thrives off of attention.

Blah.

“I like your brother!” I yelled without thinking.

“Me?”

“Him?”

They both yelled at the same time.

“Yes...for the past couple of years I’ve fallen in love with your brother the moment I saw him. He was acting so kind and his lucious red hair brightened in the sunlight-“

I could feel my nose growing at all the lies I was sprewing.

“If you want to fire me go ahead...I’m ready.” I said smiling proudly.

“....no...I’ll just move you somewhere else....”

Somewhere else? Maybe the front desk on the first floor? Or a secretary for a different management?

“Since you adore my dear dear brother so much I’ll let you work very close to him....”

I don’t have a good feeling about this.

“You see our maid just left and we do need a new one....”

Oh no....

“So starting tomorrow you’ll become the official personal maid of me and my brother”

“WHAT THE-“

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