Episode One

*Alarm rings*

Lichen: (grossly examining yang xi hair) Get up, sweetie, you are running late for school.

Yang Xi: No, I am not.

Shen Yi: At 9:39?

Yang xi: (opening her eyes) I am late. I am late for my last day as a freshman leader. (Lashing out of bed to use the restroom quickly).

Shen Yi: You will not die from a little reprimand.

Lichen: Yes, you are already tough with your hair, cry up on your head for help.

Shen Yi: haha, a girl acting like a boy (he sits on the bed).

Yang Xi: You guys are dead for not waking me up on time and mocking me.

Lichen: (moving to the door) You will have to catch me at school first.

Yang Xi: What do you mean?(rushing out of the bathroom with a towel on).

Lichen: (looking at her from head to toe) Yang xi, could you please behave like a girl for a second or a minute?

Yang Xi: Why?

Shen Yi: do you see how you come out of the bathroom with just a towel (looking at her)?

Yang Xi: Why? Is it bad?

Shen Yi: Yes, it is. Babe, you are a girl, and we are men.

Yang Xi: And so?

Lichen: It is pointless to talk to her right now; otherwise, you will be late too.

Shen Yi: (nodding) Yeah, let go and leave her to her thoughts here.

Yang Xi: What!? Are you leaving me here?

Shen Yi: No, we are not. We are sleeping here with you.

Yang xi: Damn you (approaches him and hits his head).

Shen Yi: Ouch, why do you have to hit me so hard? If I lose my brain, will you be responsible for doing all of my work?

Lichen: It is not like you have a brain in that stupid skull of yours.

Yang xi, where is Shen Shi?

Shen Yi: she left already, waiting for you to arrive.

Yang Xi: She dumped me.

Shen Yi: Why not, when she is waiting for her campus king to confess her feelings to shit a slip of tongue (cover his mouth with his hand)?

Yang Xi: Hehehe, dummy. You are in for a dipshit!

Shen Yi: she can do nothing to me. Keep laughing even though you are already late.

Yang Xi: Fuck! I am screwed. (rushed back to the restroom)

Lichen: Tomboy (opens the door and walks out)

Shen Yi: Are you trying to leave me here with her?

Lichen: suit yourself (close the door).

Shen Yi: Wait for me. Do not leave me here with this psychotic girl. (He opens the door.)

Yang xi: I can hear you.

Shen Yi: I am dead. (rushed out and closed the door)

*(University of Excellence)*

Shen Shi: What should I do? What should I say to him? How should I say it? I have loved you for a long time, or I have liked you for a long time, and...and... shit!. (Talking to herself)

Shen Yi: hey.

Shen Shi: (jumping out of fear) Shit, you scared me.

Shen Yi: Are you reciting a poem for your king of campus, hmmm?

Shen Shu: nosy.

Shen Yi: I am nosy now, but when you ask me to help you find out about him, I am not nosy then.

Shen Shi: Yes, and now it is none of your business.

Shen Yi: Okay, we will see what happens next.

Shen Shi: stop being nosy and go to your class.

Shen Yi: I have no class this morning.

Shen Shi: Then leave before I hit you.

Shen Yi: You must respect me and speak to me politely; remember that I am older than you.

Shen Shi: older my foot. Five minutes older does not imply that you are older than me.

Shen Yi: whether you like it or not, I am your senior.

Shen Shi: Whatever. Where are Xi and Chen?

Shen Yi: Chen is at the freshman meeting, while Xi is been late.

Shen Shi: she will never change.

Yang Xi: Are you guys talking about me?

Shen Shi: Shit!! Not again, you scared me.

Yang Xi: "Oh."

Shen Yi: We just left you at your condo; why are you here so quickly?

Yang xi: see what time it is.

Shen Yi: (checking his watch) Whoa, it is already half past twelve. Time is flying by.

Yang xi: (grins) Yeah.

Shen Yi: (glancing at her) Why are you grinning so evilly?

Yang xi: watch me(she whispers in Shen Shi's ear)

Shen Shi: You fool (she moves closer to Shen Yi and hits his head).

Shen Yi: Why do you hit me, Shi?

Shen Shin: Why did you tell Chen and Xi about my plan this morning?

Shen Yi: It was just a slip of the tongue.

Shen Shi: Sleep of tongue, my foot! (She was about to hit him again when she saw Lee Wu walking out of the school with his friend.)

Shen Yi: Oh babe, your prince is here.

Yang Xi: your face is turning red, you are blushing hehehehe. (giggling)

Shen Shi: No, I am not; my face turned red from too much sun (smiled)

Shen Yi: Does the sun also cause you to feel shy?

Shen Shi: whatever, give up being so inquisitive.

Shen Yi: I am not nosy; it is just too obvious, and I believe he noticed but does not care because he sees you as a fangirl. Well, as long as I am more attractive than him, I do not care who you date.

Yang Xi: You are so stupid. How could you say such a stupid thing?

Shen Yi: What did I say wrong? I am just stating the facts.

Shen Shi: you have a foul mouth. (she kicked his leg hard with tears in her eyes)

Shen Yi: Ouch, why do you kick me so hard? Are you trying to make me disabled?

Yang Xi: Do not worry, babe; you know he is stupid and his mouth is full of gibberish.

Shen Shi: If you were not my brother, I would have cut off your tongue.

Shen Yi: You mean older brother? Okay, I am sorry I do not know if you will feel bad about me being more attractive than your prince charming.

Yang Xi: Are you that stupid?

Shen Yi: Okay, you do not need to insult me anymore, sis. I am so sorry for saying that and calling you a fangirl. It is just that...

Yang xi: Quit talking.

Shen Yi: Okay, I am sorry, babe. Are we good now?

Yang Xi: Hey, Lichen! (waves her hands).

(They all look in the direction she is waving and notice lichen coming over.)

Lichen: Why did you not come to the meeting? You know today is the last meeting for the freshman year.

Yang xi: I know, but I am already late, so I do not want to come in like that. I will make it up to them, I promise.

Lichen: How are you going to do that?

Yang xi: Well, since today is our last meeting, I will take them out to celebrate.

Shen Yi: Where?

Yang Xi: Guys, I did not tell you guys before, but now I will. It is.....

Shen Yi: The secret you have been keeping from us!

Yang Xi: Could you please let me land before you end it?

(They all look at him angrily)

Shen Yi: Okay, go on.

Yang Xi: Okay, as I was saying before the ant interrupted.

Shen Yi: Ah, that is not fair.

They all shouted, "Again!"

Shen Yi: She called me an ant.

Shen Shi: So what! Are you not an ant who never stops talking?

Shen Yi: Okay, I am sorry, you can continue.

Yang xi: I own a club that I have been managing for two years, as well as a small business.

Lichen: And what type of business do you manage?

Yang xi: Mechanic shops.

Shen Yi: Whoa! That is why they ask you what you intend to do in the future, and you write that you are already working on it.

Shen Shi: Babe, you are awesome. When you tell the professor that you are working on it, we assume you are unsure of what to do.

Yang Xi: As you all know, I worked part-time in high school. But I did not spend any of my salary; instead, I saved it until my third year of university, and as you are all aware, I have stopped working part-time for nearly six months. Which means I do not use my parents' money to start my business.

Shen Yi: Well, but you are also consuming their money for food and study.

Yang Xi: (smacking his head) Of course they are accountable; after all, they are my parents.

Shen Shin: What business have you started with your money, or our parent's money, lazy bone? Stupid, are you feeding yourself and sending yourself to school?

Shen Yi: Look who is talking; yeah, I do not have a business yet, but I do have savings that I can use to launch any venture I choose.

Shen Shi: Savings?

Shen Yi: Yes, savings. I have enough money to start my business, and I plan to buy shares in my mother's company...shit. I spit it out. (He covered his mouth with his hand)

Shen Shi: What!? What did you just say about your plans?

Shen Yi: What do you hear?

Shen Shi: Thank goodness I did not tell you about my business; you will want to be my partner or buy shares in my boutique business.

Lichen: You run a boutique as well, right?

Shen Yi: Whoa, these women sure know how to keep things under wraps.

Lichen: (He hits Shen Yi's head) What about you? Are you not the same?

Yang Xi: I intended to tell you last year, but due to the incident involving your mother, I was unable to.

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