The Dumb Husky And His White Cat Shizun Ch. 338 Xue Meng’s Blind Date: Jiang Xi Gets Hoisted By His Own Petard

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Synopsis

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Ch.1 This Venerable One Dies

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Ch.2 This Venerable One Lives

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Ch.3 This Venerable One’s Shige

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Ch.4/5 This Venerable One’s Cousin

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Ch.6 This Venerable One’s Shizun

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Funny Author's Notes:

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Ch.7 This Venerable One Likes Wontons

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Ch.8 This Venerable One Gets Punished

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Ch.9 This Venerable One Is Not An Actor

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Ch.10 This Venerable One Goes on His First Mission

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Ch.11 This Venerable One Is Gonna Smooch, Rejoice!

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Ch.12 This Venerable One Kissed the Wrong Person... WTF...

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Ch.13 This Venerable One’s Bride

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Ch.14 This Venerable One Gets Married

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Ch.15 This Venerable One’s First Time Seeing THIS Kinda Unveiling of the Wedding Night

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Ch.16 This Venerable One Is Stunned

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Ch.17 This Venerable One’s Shizun Got Injured, This Venerable One Really ...

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Ch.18 This Venerable One Once Begged You

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Ch.19 This Venerable One Will Tell You a Story

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Ch.20 This Venerable One Will Tell You a Story Pt. 2

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Ch.21 This Venerable One Will Tell You a Story (Pt. 3)

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Ch.22 This Venerable One’s Shizun is About to Get Angry

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Ch.23 This Venerable One Couldn’t Stop Him

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Ch.24 This Venerable One Declares Cold War on Him

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Ch.25 This Venerable One Really Can’t Stand Him!

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Ch.26 This Venerable One’s First Meeting With Him

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Ch.27 This Venerable One Will Make You a Bowl of Noodles

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Ch.28 This Venerable One's Mind Is in a Bit of a Mess

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Ch.29 This Venerable One Doesn’t Want You to Die

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Ch.30 This Venerable One Does Not Want to Eat Tofu

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Ch.31 This Venerable One’s Uncle

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Ch.32 This Venerable One Will Baby You a Bit, Will That Do

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Ch.33 This Venerable One Is Off to Fetch His Weapon

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Ch.34 This Venerable One Falls Out of Favor

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Ch.35 This Venerable One Slips

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Ch.36 This Venerable One Has Probably Lost His Mind

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Ch.37 This Venerable One Meets a God

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Ch.38 This Venerable One Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea

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Ch.39 This Venerable One’s New Weapon

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Ch.40 This Venerable One Cannot Believe This, What the Hell

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Ch.41 This Venerable One Kisses the Wrong Person Again......

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Ch.42 This Venerable One Is a Little Uneasy

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Ch.43 This Venerable One Is a Sacrificial Offering?

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Ch.44 This Venerable One Doesn't Want to Owe You

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Ch.45 This Venerable One Knew You Would Come

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Ch.46 This Venerable One Wakes Up

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Ch.47 This Venerable One Feels Like Something is Off

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Ch.48 This Venerable One’s Old Dragon

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Ch.49 This Venerable One’s Shizun Is Always So Mad

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Ch.50 This Venerable One Likes You

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Ch.51 This Venerable One’s Shizun................Pfft Hahaha

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Ch.52 This Venerable One Didn’t Even Get an Appearance

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Ch.53 This Venerable One’s Cousin is Certainly Not Very Smart

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Ch.54 This Venerable One Fights Over Pastries

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Ch.55 This Venerable One Feels Uneasy

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Ch.56 This Venerable One is Busy Wrapping Dumplings

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Ch.57 This Venerable One Listens to You Play the Guqin Once Again

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Ch.58 This Venerable One Feels a Little Hazy

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Ch.59 This Venerable One Is Only So Simple

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Ch.60 This Venerable One Discovers a Secret

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Announcement

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Ch.61 This Venerable One Is Really Great?

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Ch.62 This Venerable One Arrives At Ancient Lin’an

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Ch.63 This Venerable One Sees......Whom?!

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Ch.64 This Venerable One Tells Shidi a Story

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Ch.65 This Venerable One’s Story is Super Bad

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Ch.66 This Venerable One Sees the Heavenly Rift for the First Time

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Ch.67 This Venerable One’s Heartfelt Anguish

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Ch.68 This Venerable One Can’t Bear it

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Ch.69 This Venerable One Will Learn From You

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Ch.70 This Venerable One Returns

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Ch.71 This Venerable One’s Been Framed

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Ch.72 This Venerable One Stews Soup

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Ch.73 This Venerable One is Confused

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Ch.74 This Venerable One’s Fault

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Ch.75 This Venerable One is Illiterate, Deal With It

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Ch.76 This Venerable One Meets That Guy Again

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Ch.77 This Venerable One Feels Very Awkward

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Ch.78 This Venerable One’s Shizun Has a Nightmare

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Ch.79 This Venerable One’s Shizun Is an Actor

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Ch.80 This Venerable One’s Ex-Wife Has Come

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Continuation of updates

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Ch.81 This Venerable One’s Bu'gui!

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Announcement

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Ch.82 This Venerable One Can’t Believe It

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Ch.83 This Venerable One Wants You

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Ch.84 This Venerable One Stole a Kiss and You Don't Even Know

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Ch.85 This Venerable One Isn’t Someone You Can Get Rid of so Easily with Just Fifteen Hundred Gold

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Ch.86 This Venerable One's Ex-Wife Isn’t Low- Maintenance

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Ch.87 This Venerable One Doesn't Want You to Take Any More Disciples

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Ch.88 This Venerable One Meets Another Reborn Person

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Ch.89 This Venerable One’s Past Affair With You

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Ch.90 This Venerable One’s Idiom Explanation is Just Fine

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Ch.91 This Venerable One’s Shizun is a Pro

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Ch.92 This Venerable One Revisits Butterfly Town

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Ch.93 This Venerable One’s Shizun, Who Dares Touch!

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Ch.94 This Venerable One Sees the Heavenly Rift Again

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Ch.95 This Venerable One’s Calamity From His Past Life

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Ch.96 This Venerable One’s Hatred Born In This Life

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Ch.97 This Venerable One...

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Ch.98 Shizun, I’m Begging You, Please Pay Attention To Me

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Ch.99 Shizun’s Third Weapon

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Ch.100 Shizun’s Last Words

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Ch.101 Shizun, the Last Flame in This World

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Ch.102 Shizun’s Shizun

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Ch.103 Shizun, I’m Coming to Find You

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Ch.104 Shizun’s Wontons

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Ch.105 Shizun’s Human Soul

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Ch.106 Shizun, Where Are You

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Ch.107 Shizun’s Portrait

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Ch.108 Shizun’s Earth Soul

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Ch.109 Shizun’s Second Earth Soul

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Ch.110 Shizun Doesn’t Know About the Little Puppy’s Past

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Ch.111 Shizun Is Like a Blade, You Are Like Water

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Ch.112 Shizun Is Not To Be Sullied

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Ch.113 Shizun, Imprisoned

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Ch.114 Shizun, Say You Will

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Ch.115 Shizun is Already Married

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Ch.116 Shizun Meets Rong Jiu

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Ch.117 Shizun Tells Me To Get The Hell Out

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Ch.118 Shizun Sometimes Falls For Tricks Too

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Ch.119 Shizun’s Four Souls Assembled

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Ch.120 Shizun Goes Into Seclusion

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Ch.121 Shizun is the Real Zongshi

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Ch.122 Shizun’s Reflection

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Ch.123 Shizun Visits My Dream, for He Knows I Think of Him Often

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Ch.124 Shizun Awakens

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Ch.125 Shizun Doesn't Need to Find a Cultivation Partner

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Ch.126 Shizun, Wait One More Chapter For Me!

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Ch.127 Shizun, Careful, the Ground’s Slippery

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Ch.128 Shizun, You Can’t Just Wear Whatever Clothes You Feel Like

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Ch.129 Shizun, Do You Like What You See?

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Ch.130 Shizun, I’ve Crossed Five Years To Come See You

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Ch.131 Shizun Does Some Reading

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Ch.132 Shizun and Shi Mei

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Ch.133 Shizun Has the Purest Mind

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Ch.134 Shizun Sure Can Eat

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Ch.135 Shizun Learns Sneakily

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Ch.136 Shizun, Relax

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Ch.137 Shizun and I Get Put Up As Guests

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Ch.138 Shizun Just Might Blueball Me To Death

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Ch. 139 Shizun, Sleep Well

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Ch. 140 Shizun, Turn Over

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Ch. 141 Shizun, Don’t Strip!!!!

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Ch. 142 Shizun, This Is Cruel Torture

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Ch. 143 Shizun Turned Out to Be My Pure Unattainable Love

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Ch. 144 Shizun, I Like You

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Ch. 145 Shizun, Has a Meal Companion Now

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Ch.146 But Shizun, Her Wanting to Marry Really Has Nothing to Do With Me!

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Ch. 147 Shizun, We Can Talk This Out

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Ch. 148 Shizun, A Natural Tease

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Ch. 149 Shizun, I Can’t Stand Up

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Ch. 150 Shizun Change Rooms With Me

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Ch. 151 Shizun, I Only Want You

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Ch.152 Shizun, Look! Mei Hanxue!

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Ch.153 Shizun’s Most Hated Sect Leader

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Ch. 154 Shizun, I’m Gonna Look For Ye Wangxi

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Ch. 155 Shizun, Are You Shocked?

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Ch. 156 Shizun, Good Riding Skills

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Ch. 157 Shizun, That Wedding Night, Truthfully I...

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Ch. 158 Shizun at the Wedding Reception

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Ch. 159 Shizun, I’m Scared of Tianwen the Most

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Ch. 160 Shizun, Do You Still Remember That Voice- Changing Spell

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Ch. 161 Shizun, Let Me Take You Flying

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Ch. 162 Shizun, I Will Fight With You

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Ch. 163 Shizun and Bu’gui

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Ch. 164 Shizun’s Killer

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Ch. 165 Shizun, It’s Him!

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Ch. 166 Shizun’s Respect for Mrs. Rong

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Ch. 167 Shizun, I Don’t Want You to Be Scolded Again

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Ch. 168 Shizun, Someone Is Maligning The Corpse

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Ch. 169 Shizun, the First Forbidden Technique

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Ch. 170 Shizun, Don’t Look, It’s Dirty

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Ch. 171 Shizun, Rufeng Sect Is Dead

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Ch. 172 Shizun Does Not Eat Children

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Ch. 173 Shizun, Someone Wants to Kick Us Out

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Ch. 174 Shizun’s Sachet

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Ch. 175 Shizun, Do You Like Me?

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Ch. 176 Shizun, Buy Me

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Ch. 177 Shizun Pretends to Sleep

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Ch. 178 Shizun Selling Flowers

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Ch. 179 Wanning

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Not an update

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Ch. 180 Shizun, Why?

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Ch. 181 Shizun’s Memories

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Ch. 182 Shizun’s Little Candle Dragon

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Ch. 183 Shizun, I Quit Spicy Food

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Ch. 184 Shizun, I’ve Made You Wait a Long Time...

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Ch. 185 Shizun’s Private Meeting

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Ch. 186 Shizun, Xue Meng Is So Gullible

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Ch. 187 Shizun, You Are My Lantern. Shizun, You Are My Light

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Ch. 188 Shizun, I Really Love You

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Ch. 189 Shizun, You’re So Nice

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Ch. 190 Shizun Again in Seclusion

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Ch. 191 Shizun, Xue Meng and I...

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Ch. 192 Shizun Gave Me My Life

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Ch. 193 Shizun, Did You Marry Me?

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Ch. 194 Shizun, Am I Not the Little Sister You Love?

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Ch. 195 Shizun Is Best

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Ch. 196 Shizun, Do You Want to Take a Bath?

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Ch. 197 Shizun Is Not a Vixen

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Ch. 198 Shizun’s Trip to Mount Huang

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Ch. 199 Shizun’s First Disciple

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Ch. 200 Shizun, Mount Huang Opened

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Ch. 201 Shizun, How Can I Humiliate You?

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Ch. 202 Shizun’s First Encounter With a Demon

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Ch. 203 Shizun’s Misplaced Ghost

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Ch. 204 Shizun Protects Me

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Ch. 205 Shizun, a Great Disaster Is About to Befall

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Ch. 206 Shizun, Just Who Am I?

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Ch. 207 Shizun, I Want to Tell You Something

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Ch. 208 Shizun, Are You Sure You Want Me to Hide Under the Bed?

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Ch. 209 Shizun, Isn’t It Exciting?!

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Ch. 210 Shizun’s Handkerchief Can Only Be Given to Me

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Ch. 211 Shizun, Let’s Enter Mount Jiao

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Ch. 212 [Mount Jiao] Too Much

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Ch. 213 [Mount Jiao] Life-and-Death Battles

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Ch. 214 [Mount Jiao] Spirit Core Fragmentation

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Ch. 215 (Mount Jiao) Incineration of Body Remnants

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Ch. 216 [Mount Jiao] Degradation to Slavery

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Ch. 217 [Mount Jiao] Nightmare

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Ch.218 [Mount Jiao] The Emperor’s Return

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Ch. 219 [Mount Jiao] Don’t Go Away

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Ch. 220 [Mount Jiao] Walking Side By Side

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Ch. 221 [Mount Jiao] Handing Over

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Ch. 222 [Mount Jiao] Frightening Change

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Ch. 223 (Mount Jiao) Getaway

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Ch. 224 [Mount Jiao] A Gentleman’s Promise

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Ch. 225 [Mount Jiao] Laughs at Me for Being Insane

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Ch. 226 [Mount Jiao] Will Never Be Forgotten

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Ch. 227 (Mount Jiao) Old Words

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Ch. 228 [Mount Jiao] An Empty Space

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Ch. 229 [Mount Jiao] From then on, It Became Cloudy

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Ch. 230 [Mount Jiao] Young Man

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Ch. 231 [Mount Jiao] Medicine Sect Struggles

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Ch. 232 [Mount Jiao] Insignificant Eyes

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Ch. 233 If You Want to Change the Title of This Venerable One, Change It! Wayward!

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Ch. 234 [Mount Jiao] The Emperor’s Return

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Ch. 235 [Mount Jiao] Going All the Way

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Ch. 236 [Mount Longxue] Parinirvana

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Ch. 237 [Mount Longxue] Shenmu

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Ch. 238 [Mount Longxue] No Soul

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Ch. 239 [Mount Longxue] A Mind Is Set

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Ch. 240 [Mount Longxue] Human Being

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Ch. 241 [Mount Longxue] The Truth

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Ch. 242 [Mount Longxue] Imperial Consort Chu

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Ch. 243 [Mount Longxue] Third

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Ch. 244 [Mount Longxue] Snake

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Ch. 245 [Mount Longxue] Rival

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Ch. 246 [Mount Longxue] Binding

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Ch. 247 [Mount Longxue] Hongyan

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Ch. 248 [Mount Longxue] Oblivion

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Ch. 249 [Mount Longxue] Authentic

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Ch. 250 [Mount Longxue] Obsession

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Ch. 251 [Mount Longxue] Regression

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Ch. 252 [Mount Longxue] Split Soul

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Ch. 253 [Mount Longxue] Bastard

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Ch. 254 [Mount Longxue] Missing You

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Ch. 255 [Mount Longxue] Convicted

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Ch. 256 [Tianyin Pavilion] Life and Death

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Ch. 257 [Tianyin Pavilion] Linjiang Fairy

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Ch. 258 [Tianyin Pavilion] Soft Bone Clash

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Ch. 259 [Tianyin Pavilion] Robes Like Children

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Ch. 260 [Tianyin Pavilion] Living as a Furnace

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Ch. 261 [Tianyin Pavilion] Guilty

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Ch. 262 (Tianyin Pavilion) A Comedy Drama

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Ch. 264 (Tianyin Pavilion) Emperor Is Like Him

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Ch. 265 (Tianyin Pavilion) Shi Mei’s Ignorance

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Ch. 266 [Tianyin Pavilion] Warm for You

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Ch. 267 [Tianyin Pavilion] Golden Dragon Coiled Pillar

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Ch. 268 [Tianyin Pavilion] Return to Wushan

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Ch. 269 [Tianyin Pavilion] Separation Between Kings and Men

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Ch. 270 [Tianyin Pavilion] Punishment Will Be Imposed

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Ch. 271 [Tianyin Pavilion] Final Trail

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Ch. 272 [Tianyin Pavilion] People May Talk

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Ch. 273 [Tianyin Pavilion] Different Path

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Ch. 274 (Tianyin Pavilion)One Thousand

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Ch. 275 [Tianyin Pavilion] Broken Heart

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Ch. 276 [Tianyin Pavilion] I Came to Die With You

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Ch. 277 [Tianyin Pavilion] This Venerable One Is Lonely and Cold

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Ch. 278 [Sisheng Peak] Never Before

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Ch. 279 [Sisheng Peak] Snow Night for the Remaining Life

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Ch. 280 [Sisheng Peak] Good and Evil Talk

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Ch. 281 [Sisheng Peak] I Would Like to Be More Than Good

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Ch. 282 [Sisheng Peak] Lonely Wolf in Despair

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Ch. 283 [Sisheng Peak] The Bonfire Finally Ignited

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Ch. 284 (Sisheng Peak) My Son Is Extremely Precious

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Ch. 285 [Sisheng Peak] Phoenix Searing the Heavens

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Ch. 286 [Sisheng Peak] Lang Boland Is Deeply In Love

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Ch. 287 [Sisheng Peak] Fate Is Impossible to Escape

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Ch. 288 [Sisheng Peak] Grandmaster and Emperor

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Ch. 289 [Sisheng Peak] Visiting the Old Half as a Ghost

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Ch. 290 [Sisheng Peak] Hanmei and Tisheng

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Ch. 291 [Sisheng Peak] The End of Two Generations

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Ch. 292 [Sisheng Peak] The Heart Is Like the Sea

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Ch. 293 [Sisheng Peak] Emperor’s Long Door Resentment

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Ch. 294 [Sisheng Peak] Entangled Wind and Rain Night

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Ch. 295 [Sisheng Peak] Martyrdom Is Hard

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Ch.296 [Sisheng Peak] Just Like the Time in His Dream

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Ch. 297 [Sisheng Peak] From the Butterfly-Boned Beauty

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Ch. 298 [Sisheng Peak] A Man Is Not as Good as the Heavens

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Ch. 299 [Sisheng Peak] Life Is Hard to Stop

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Ch. 300 [Sisheng Peak] The Emperor’s Heart Is Like My Heart

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Ch. 301 [Sisheng Peak] Reduplication of the Past

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Ch. 302 [Sisheng Peak] Wushang Palace of Broken Soul

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Ch. 303 [Sisheng Peak] Xue Meng from His Previous Life

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Ch. 304 [Sisheng Peak] Their Previous Life

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Ch. 305 [Sisheng Peak] Sacrifice of the Body of God

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Ch. 306 [Sisheng Peak] Have Pity on My Different Race

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Ch. 307 [Sisheng Peak] The Dusk of Bats

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Ch. 308 [Sisheng Peak] Cooperation with the Flood

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Ch. 309 [Sisheng Peak] Mo Ran Is Not Far Away

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Ch. 310 [Sisheng Peak] The Last Card

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Ch. 311 The Big End

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EXTRAS - Ch. 312 Tranquil Life

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EXTRA - Ch. 313 Only Possibility 1

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EXTRA - Ch. 314 Only Possibility 2

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EXTRA - Ch. 315 Only Possibility 3

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EXTRA -Ch. 316 Only Possibility 4

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EXTRA -Ch. 317 Only Possibility 5

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EXTRA -Ch. 318 Only Possibility 6

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EXTRA - Ch. 319 Who Touched Xue Mengmeg’s Desserts? 1

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EXTRA -Ch. 320 Who Touched Xue Mengmeng’s Desserts? 2

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EXTRA -Ch. 321 Who Touched Xue Mengmeng’s Desserts? 3

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EXTRA -Ch. 322 Xue Meng’s Blind Date: Mystery Matron 1

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EXTRA - Ch. 323 Xue Meng’s Blind Date: Mystery Matron 2

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EXTRA - Ch. 324 Xue Meng’s Blind Date: Mystery Matron 3

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EXTRA - Ch. 325 Xue Meng’s Blind Date: Mystery Matron 4

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EXTRA -Ch. 326 Xue Meng’s Blind Date: Wayward Young Lady 1

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EXTRA -Ch. 327 Xue Meng’s Blind Date: Wayward Young Lady 2

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EXTRA -- Ch. 328 Xue Meng’s Blind Date: Wayward Young Lady 3

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EXTRA - Ch. 329 Xue Meng’s Blind Date: Wayward Young Lady 4

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EXTRA -Ch. 330 Xue Meng’s Blind Date: Wayward Young Lady 5

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EXTRA - Ch. 331 Xue Meng’s Blind Date: Tea-Selling Little Sister 1

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Ch. 332 Xue Meng’s Blind Date: Tea-Selling Little Sister 2

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Ch. 333 Xue Meng’s Blind Date: Tea-Selling Little Sister 3

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Ch. 334 Xue Meng’s Blind Date: Tea-Selling Little Sister 4

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Ch. 335 Xue Meng’s Blind Date: Tea-Selling Little Sister 5

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Ch. 336 Xue Meng’s Blind Date: Tea-Selling Little Sister 6

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EXTRA - Ch. 337 Xue Meng’s Blind Date: Go Balls to the Wall, Jiang Xi!

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Ch. 338 Xue Meng’s Blind Date: Jiang Xi Gets Hoisted By His Own Petard

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Ch. 339 Xue Meng’s Blind Date: Go Balls to the Wall Wanning!

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Ch. 340 Xue Meng’s Blind Date: Wanning is Super Great!

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Ch. 341 Xue Meng’s Blind Date: Wanning Gets Hoisted By His Own Petard

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Ch. 342 Xue Meng’s Blind Date: Xue Meng Finally Seizes Total Victory

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Ch. 343 Fighting for Affection 1

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Ch. 344 Fighting for Affection 2

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Ch. 345 Fighting for Affection 3

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Ch. 346 Fighting for Affection 4

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Ch. 347 Fighting for Affection 5

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Ch.348 Fighting for Affection 6

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Ch. 349 Fighting for Affection 7

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Ch. 350 Fighting for Affection: End

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