Jo mama chapter 1

hey y'all 😔✋

I'm an adopted child, 😔✋😔mom: yes you are!

As you can see 😭😱😭😱😭😱😭😱

This is how my story begun!

FELISHAAA!!!!!!!" Shouted Jo mama

WHAAAAT?!?!?!" I shouted back

* no answer

I had to go downstairs😱😭

As depressed as I was ..😭

that was when this happend 😭

To be honest , I'm not actually joking I'm being serious. 😔 I FELL ON MY CAT 😭😭😭😭

HIS CLAW WAS IN MY BUT!!😭😭

anyways

That was depressing tho.

Guess wat.😭

MY MOM CAME TO THE BOTTOM OF THE STAIRS AND SCOLDED ME!- FOR FALLING OF THE STAIRS AND LANDING ON THE CST😭

I had to say the alfabet😭✋

A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z " NOW YOU KNOW UR ABC'S 😙"

And for some reason my sister kept singing:

NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP NEVER GONNA LET U DOWN NEVER GONNA SAVE YOU!!"

Like girl- that's the wrong lyrics😒

I then had to go take a poo. 😔 there's no foto for that sadly

Anyways, y'all R prob wondering why this is a book, and .. I don't know either I just wanted to know how to wright a book. ( help when I wrote "wright" the autocorrect said weight loss😭)

This may not be super interesting, but I just like it, this is basically just my li- FELISHAAAAAA!!!

"UGH WHAT MOM?"

"GET UR ✋ HERE AND SHOW mE UR REPORT CARD!"

I straight up started crying my tears up 😭😭😭 , locked the door and started doing the savage love dance 😍😍😍👄

And than something majestic happend..

"MATERIAL GURL WORKING ON MY NANNY PEE WOW P✋✋ POW"😍👄😍👄

(Y'all ik it was the wrong lyrics stawp 😭)

LOLOLOOLIOLLOL ... SOS IK STA IN VURR EN VLAM -AHEM. I'm sorry I get distracted teeheeeeeeee

Anyways, so I asked my friend Patricia too come over.😍😍👌 she was my twinkle twinkle jingle wingle twinkle pop 😍

So she came over and asked me: " Hey girl do U know what plus is? I kinda forgot."

Tbh I thought she was joking with me but no! She was serious , she did not know what plus was😭

Dumb , dummer , dumpster chapter 2

" BETTY BOUGHT A BIT OF BUTTER, BUT THE BUTTER BETTY BOUGHT WAS BITTER , SO BETTY BOUGHT ANOTHER BUTTER AND THAT BUTTER WAS BETTER THAN THE BITTER BUTTER!" THATS HOW I ACTUALLY EXPLAINED JT TOO HER.

But sadly enough , she ignored it and gave me the " SIDE-EYE"😭 I FELT MY HEART GET STABBED 😭😔✋

Such horrible reaction.

Anyways , this will end soon so if U want me to make more U could with lots of love ask in the comments if I could make more, btw hate comments will slayingly be ignored, I hope u understand, have a good day! Or night sorry hehe.

If nobody likes or comments I'll probably still make some but not as good as this one BC I just put of no where wanted to do this one! Bye have a good day! 😍

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