Chapter 1 People Krypton Gold and My Krypton Life

Chapter 1 People Krypton Gold and My Krypton Life

[Have you arrived?]

[Just got off the plane. 】

[How does it feel?] Isn't the air sweet and the guns free?】

[Don't say it, the blonde girl has a really heavy body odor]

[Come back quickly, the village has issued gold bars!]

[I'm sorry, it's a succubus here!]

Rorschach smiled and sent a text message back to Tao Hai, a close friend in China, but this smile was somewhat bitter.

At the age of 23, after graduating from college and experiencing 2 years of social torture, he was confused at the crossroads of life, when suddenly a transnational phone call came to him and told him that an aunt who had never heard of him died unexpectedly and left him an inheritance in the United States for him to inherit.

How can I say that I have been whipped by the society, how can I believe in this kind of good thing of a succubus falling from the sky, and it was immediately identified as a fraudulent call, and the fragrance of my mouth let international friends know what is the quintessence of the country.

I thought that this matter was over, but no one expected that a week later, an international package containing a thick stack of legal documents with stamps and signatures on it.

After going to the lawyer's office to confirm the authenticity of the documents, Rorschach had never heard of a scammer paying this kind of cost to deceive him of a young social animal who owed Huabei.

Although his parents disappeared inexplicably when he was 5 years old, and the grandfather who raised him died a few years ago, no one can ask if such an aunt really exists.

But Rorschach was still moved by the sincerity of this international express, spent all his savings, signed up for a make-up Xi class, and bought a ticket to the United States with the ambition of hitting his head against the south wall......

Rorschach didn't ask for the billions left by that cheap aunt like Wang Duoyu, even if he left a million dollars, it would be enough for him to turn over.

However, when he got off the plane and found the bald lawyer who sent the courier and took him to find this "inheritance", Rorschach's heart was still cold to the soles of his feet.

An alley with nine turns and eighteen turns, old prostitutes whose wrinkles can't be covered by heavy makeup, wine bottles and needles all over the floor, foul-smelling excrement, homeless people living in Hoover Huts, and junkies who are addicts to the walking dead......

Just when Rorschach thought he would be tricked into getting his waist in the middle, the lawyer told him that the place had arrived and that he was ready to accept the "inheritance".

Deep in the dimly lit alley, a single-family wooden house with an eerie atmosphere, the walls are painted with gypsy-style black and white graffiti, skeletons, bats, twisted vines, and a sign carved from black rotten wood that reads "Disaster witch" crookedly

Scourge Witch or Ominous Witch?

"It's ...... A shop, a shop in a place like this, what does it sell, who does it sell to?" Rorschach's mouth opened wide, and his head was full of question marks.

"Who knows, when Lady Vivien Jean found me, she only entrusted me with entrusting you with these inheritances, her only blood relative. The old Mediterranean lawyer, who is over 60 years old, shrugged his shoulders.

"Can I sell it?" Rorschach thought to 10,000 grass and mud horses, and he remembered that some black homeless man at the mouth of the alley smiled evilly and gestured to him with 1 and O, swearing that he would never live in such a place.

It doesn't take more than a week here, and when I return home, all I fart makes is: "Ha".

"Of course, it's your right, and if you deduct the inheritance tax, it's probably worth a few thousand dollars, if anyone is willing to take over...... If you really plan to sell, I can help you hang up, and for Ms. Joan's sake, I only charge 13% of the lawyer's fees. The old Mediterranean lawyer's eyes lit up.

"A few thousand dollars...... Inheritance tax...... Attorney's Fees...... Damn the litigant and the IRS!" Rorschach's eyes twitched, Nima, seven deductions and eight deductions, I'm afraid it won't even be enough for a ticket back home.

"Sorry, the IRS is the damn greedy worm, I'm a loyal friend who helps you save money, be sure to contact me if you want to sell, here's my business card. The old lawyer handed over a business card with some regret, which said "Old Jimmy Law Firm", which specializes in undertaking the inheritance business of the elderly, as well as a string of mobile phone numbers.

"Mr. Jimmy...... Can we go in and have a look?" Rorschach looked at the completely blackened window, and his heart was stunned.

"Forget it, I don't want to die of a heart attack in a place like this. Lawyer Jimmy smiled wryly and pointed to the heart of his 300-pound body.

The corners of Rorschach's eyes twitched.

"This is the key to this room, good luck, young man. Old Jimmy handed Rorschach an old brass key, and turned back to the alley from which he came.

"Wait...... Mr. Jimmy, I want to ask how the hell my aunt died?" Rorschach asked, looking back at the strange shop, hoping that her old man hadn't died in the shop.

Old Jimmy's face was also a little pale at this time, and he drew a cross on his chest again and again: "God forbid, Ms. Joan was about to return home a few steps, but she was smashed by the damned robber with a large-caliber firearm at the door, the flesh and blood were blurred, and the internal organs were flying, and even the most senior policeman came to vomit...... If you want me to say, a beautiful lady like her shouldn't live in a place like this. ”

Rorschach looked down at the dark wooden floor under his feet, thinking it was just a dirty stain, but when he looked closely, he found that the black was dark red, as if there was some unknown tissue left in the cracks of the wood......

"Grass !!" Rorschach jumped up directly in fright, and even the quintessence of the country exploded.

"What do you mean by grass? When I first called you, I heard you mention it a lot. Old Jimmy wondered.

"Grass is a plant...... It symbolizes good luck with us......" Rorschach fidgeted for a moment.

"Then I wish you grass every day...... The key is not very easy to open, I tried several times without success, you can figure it out yourself. Attorney Jimmy also seemed to be frightened by the terrible memories and quickly turned away.

"Mr. Jimmy, please help me get the house out as soon as possible!" shouted Rorschach, not wanting to be here for a second.

After Jimmy left, the already empty alley looked even more eerie in the dim daylight, and Rorschach regretted that he only wanted to go home and at least find a safe hotel to stay in.

However, I came to a foreign country from a broken boat, and I only had 300 US dollars left on my body, not to mention that the air ticket money was not enough, and the hotel was not enough to stay for a few days.

"Grass...... I'm not even afraid of being poor, am I still afraid of a broken house?" Rorschach gritted his teeth and walked to the [Calamity Witch] hut.

A black, wooden door that looked unsafe at all, and contained an antique brass lock from an unknown number of centuries ago, a keyhole very similar to the key given to him by Attorney Jimmy.

Rorschach tried to insert the key into the lock cylinder, but he couldn't open it after turning it back and forth vigorously for a few minutes, and he was angry and hammered the door hard: "Grass! What is the broken house?"

At this moment, he also hammered the nail on the wooden door that had fallen into disrepair and protruded, and he bled one hand.

"Fa Fa ...... Gram.

Rorschach scolded and grabbed the key and twisted it so hard that he almost broke it, but he didn't do it yet, snapped...... The door opens?

Before he could scold twice, the dark and silent room made him choke all the dirty words back to his heart.

"Hello......" Rorschach tried to say hello.

The silent hut was like a devouring abyss, and there was no response at all.

"Boom......" Rorschach swallowed, turned on his phone's flashlight, and took a picture inside.

The room is cluttered with all kinds of bottles and cans, and many animal specimens hang upside down from the ceiling, I don't know if they are real or fake, and there is an inexplicable feeling of a witch prop shop in a Western fantasy game.

Rorschach walked into the house with small steps and courage, his mouth parched by the rush of adrenaline, and the slightest movement could make him fry.

The walls were crawling with disgusting mold like insect eggs, the air was faintly smelling of an indescribable stench, the inferior floor creaked as if it was about to break at any moment, and the dusty bottles and cans on the shelves were faintly visible of biological organs.

It wasn't until an aged kerosene lamp was lit and the room was lit with dim lights that the oppressive atmosphere was relieved.

Rorschach carefully pinched an upside-down bat specimen with his fingers, which turned out to be inferior plastic, and looked at the skull on the shelf, which was also a plastic specimen.

This is a complete sigh of relief.

"It seems that this cheap aunt is just the rotten money of magic lovers, and deliberately opened the store so remotely, just to make people feel mysterious, so as to raise the price, but unfortunately she met robbers.

Thinking of this, Rorschach also wandered around the house with complete relief.

The things in the shop do look scary, but they are all cheap plastic specimens, and you can tell if they are fake, and the only clear crystal divination ball on a black silk cushion looks a little worthless......

Put it on Taobao to sell at least 30 yuan a piece.

Leaned his face over and grimaced at it, and the boy inside had thick eyebrows and big eyes, still so handsome.

There were also many living creatures in the house, including a dead parrot in a birdcage on the windowsill, a hamster in a cage next to it that had also turned into a dried corpse, and a shriveled black cat on the floor.

Probably after the death of the owner, no one fed and starved to death, so dig a pit and bury it later.

The cottage is much larger than it looks from the outside, with a shop in the front and an aunt's house in the back, but 20 square meters and a full living space: bathroom, kitchen, wardrobe, bed......

"It's a big loss, I thought I could find some treasures. Rorschach sighed and sighed as she sat down on the bed littered with women's clothes.

Suddenly, a black mobile phone on the bedside table caught his eye, with a simple style and no brand, as if it was produced in a country workshop.

"If I die suddenly one day, I don't want someone to rummage through my phone......" Rorschach glanced at his phone sympathetically, silently putting it in a drawer.

The atmosphere in the hut suddenly became mournful, as if mourning for the unfortunate death of its owner.

"Just take a look, maybe there's a picture?" Rorschach suddenly smiled, he was really curious about what his cheap aunt looked like, and there were no pictures in this room at all.

At this time, suddenly the crystal ball on the table mat shook slightly.

Rorschach was stunned for a moment, thinking that he was dazzled, and after waiting for a few seconds without movement, he opened the drawer and took out his phone again, and pressed the power button.

However, the black mobile phone shows a normal boot interface at all, and there is no photo of a cheap aunt, but it is a simple box interface, no picture, no sound, only white words on a black background are revealed little by little.

【Wizard's Night】

【New Adventure】

【Continue the Adventure】

Rorschach scratched his head, it used to be an old-fashioned word game machine, but now it is so idle? A word game that can be loaded with tens of M, and a mobile phone is also specially engaged in playing?

Speaking of how the mobile phone shows Chinese, has my aunt not changed her Xi habits for so many years.

Rorschach muttered and pressed [Continue Adventure], pressed it a few times, but there was no response, and thought it was stuck, and pressed [New Adventure] again, and the text on the interface began to change.

[A brave soul joins this adventure......]

[The good elves have brought you the gifts of the gods, which are used to help you adapt to the new world as soon as possible and avoid the end of death. 】

[Please draw your gift: 1/1]

【Confirm】【Cancel】

"I like the lottery the most!" Rorschach casually pressed the confirmation button, and the text changed.

【Gain Talent:】

[Witch's Blessing (Purple): Each upgrade will give you 3 wisdom bonuses]

[Do you offer your life to the gods in exchange for a chance to redraw?]

[Yes] [No]

"Hey, you're coming up with a purple talent, she's a witch's blessing, and you're rubbish...... Would a real man play this?" Rorschach shook his head and nodded.

The divination ball on the tablemat seemed to have received an invisible thrust and slammed into Rorschach's instep.

"Wow! What a broken table!" Rorschach screamed in pain, kicked the crystal ball under the sofa viciously, and continued to play with his phone with a curse.

[Talent extraction opportunity is insufficient, do you exchange life?]

[Life Balance: 63]

[Yes] [No]

"Yo, there's still a whole thing?" Rorschach nodded indifferently.

[Fitness (White): Initial Strength +3]

“...... The more you smoke, the more garbage you get, and come again. Rorschach decisively clicked again.

[Knight's Heart (Blue): +1 for each CON upgrade]

"Garbage, smoke again. ”

[Low-level Ghoul (Blue): Bloodline, you will be reincarnated as a ghoul. 】

"You just eat, and then smoke. Rorschach kept tapping on the screen, not a single one of them was satisfied with the changing talents, and even if a purple gift appeared occasionally, it was simply skipped because he didn't like it.

Isn't it an orange talent that can be played at the beginning? If you can't draw it, just don't play it, it looks like a boring game anyway, it's better to go home and play Genshin Impact.

But the foreigner is honest when he makes the game, and he is the planner, at least a 180-second ad is placed under the redraw button.

[Lifespan: 62... 50... 40... 30... 20... 10...】

Rorschach became more and more obsessed with the lottery, and his fingers tapped wildly on the screen, unaware that one of the divination balls stuck under the couch had turned into a spinning top.

It wasn't until [Lifespan: 1] that a line of words appeared on the screen:

[Time Hourglass (Orange): An hourglass made from the bone powder of the time dragon Nozdorm, each time it is inverted, it will quickly turn back time, and each time you go back for up to 1 hour, the upright hourglass will stop, and there is no cooldown. 】

"Hey! Stop! That's it!" Rorschach almost Xi pressed his finger a little bit, and turned to [OK].

[The gift of the gods will be directly embodied in reality......]

However, the golden hourglass that suddenly appeared on his right hand in the next second made his brain dumbfounded for a long time.

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