Knock knock

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Ice cream.

Ice cream who?

ICE CREAM SO YOU CAN HEAR ME!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Icy.

Icy who?

Icy you in there!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Dozen.

Dozen who?

Dozen anyone want to let me in?

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Scold.

Scold who?

Scold outside, let me in!

What do you get when you mix a cocker spaniel, a poodle, and a ghost?

A cocker-poodle boo!

What is a tornado’s favorite game to play?

Twister

How did the students feel when they learned about electricity?

Totally shocked!

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!

Why was the broom late?

It over-swept!

What did the paper say to the pencil?

Write on!

What do you call a belt made of watches?

A waist of time!

Where do sailboats go when they're sick?

To the dock!

How does the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it!

What do you do when a lemon gets sick?

You give it lemon-aid!

What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?

Hailing taxis!

How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood tree?

By its bark!

What do astronauts do before throwing a party?

They planet!

Puns for Kids

50 best jokes for kids

What did the Dalmatian say after lunch?

That hit the spot!

What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind?

A maybe!

What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you!

What did the teacher say when a book fell on their head?

I have only my shelf to blame.

What kind of tree can fit in one hand?

A palm tree!

How do they keep the basketball arena cool?

They fill it with fans!

What does a book do to keep warm in the winter?

It puts on a jacket!

What did the lightbulb say to its sweetheart?

I wuv you a watt!

What’s the difference between a guitar and a fish?You can tune a guitar, but you can’t tuna fish!

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

Why did the picture go to prison?

Because it was framed!

Why do bicycles fall over?

Because they’re two-tired!

If a seagull flies over the sea, what flies over the bay?

A bagel!

What does the ocean do when it sees its friends?

It waves!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Water.

Water who?

Water you asking so many questions for, just open up!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Cargo.

Cargo who?

Car go, “Toot toot, vroom, vroom!”

What did the snail say when it rode on the turtle's back?

Wheeeee!

Did you hear about the kid who drank eight sodas?

He burped 7-Up!

Why did the cell phone get glasses?

Because it lost all its contacts.

What runs around a baseball field but never moves?

A fence!

What is brown and hairy and wears sunglasses?

A coconut on vacation!

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?

Time to get a new fence!

What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?

Kids don't eat broccoli!

What did the apple say to the worm?

Nothing, apples can't talk!

What musical instrument can you find in the bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste!

What do you call a dinosaur with bad vision?

A Do-you-think-he-sarus!

What do you get when you cross a centipede with a parrot?

A walkie talkie!

Which dinosaur has the best vocabulary?

The thesaurus!

What do you call two bananas?

A pair of slippers!

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