Episode 3

collected and gathered together,at spare hours,by Colonel Robert Monro,as First Lieutenant under the said Regiment,to the noble and worthy Captain Thomas MacKenzie of Kildon,brother to the noble Lord,the Lord Earl of Seaforth,for the use of all noble Cavaliers favouring the laudable profession of arms.To which is annexed,the Abridgement of Exercise,and divers Practical Observations for the Younger Officer,his consideration.Ending with the Soldier's Meditations on going on Service."--London,1637.

Another worthy of the same school,and nearly the same views of the military character,is Sir James Turner,a soldier of fortune,who rose to considerable rank in the reign of Charles II.,had a command in Galloway and Dumfries-shire,for the suppression of conventicles,and was made prisoner by the insurgent Covenanters in that rising which was followed by the battle of Pentland.Sir James is a person even of superior pretensions to Lieutenant-Colonel Monro,having written a Military Treatise on the Pike-Exercise,called "Pallas Armata."

Moreover,he was educated at Glasgow College,though he escaped to become an Ensign in the German wars,instead of taking his degree of Master of Arts at that learned seminary.

In latter times,he was author of several discourses on historical and literary subjects,from which the Bannatyne Club have extracted and printed such passages as concern his Life and Times,under the title of SIR JAMES TURNER'S MEMOIRS.From this curious book I extract the following passage,as an example of how Captain Dalgetty might have recorded such an incident had he kept a journal,or,to give it a more just character,it is such as the genius of De Foe would have devised,to give the minute and distinguishing features of truth to a fictitious narrative:--

"Heere I will set doun ane accident befell me;for thogh it was not a very strange one,yet it was a very od one in all its parts.My tuo brigads lay in a village within halfe a mile of Applebie;my own quarter was in a gentleman's house,ho was a Ritmaster,and at that time with Sir Marmaduke;his wife keepd her chamber readie to be brought to bed.The castle being over,and Lambert farre enough,I resolved to goe to bed everie night,haveing had fatigue enough before.'The first night I sleepd well enough;and riseing nixt morning,I misd one linnen stockine,one halfe silke one,and one boothose,the accoustrement under a boote for one leg;neither could they be found for any search.

Being provided of more of the same kind,I made myselfe reddie,and rode to the head-quarters.At my returne,I could heare no news of my stockins.That night I went to bed,and nixt morning found myselfe just so used;missing the three stockins for one leg onlie,the other three being left intire as they were the day before.A narrower search then the first was made,bot without successe.I had yet in reserve one paire of whole stockings,and a paire of boothose,greater then the former.These I put on my legs.The third morning I found the same usage,the stockins for one leg onlie left me.It was time for me then,and my servants too,to imagine it must be rats that had shard my stockins so inequallie with me;and this the mistress of the house knew well enough,but would not tell it me.The roome,which was a low parlour,being well searched with candles,the top of my great boothose was found at a hole,in which they had drawne all the rest.I went abroad and ordered the boards to be raised,to see how the rats had disposed of my moveables.The mistress sent a servant of her oune to be present at this action,which she knew concerned her.One board being bot a litle opend,a litle boy of mine thrust in his hand,and fetchd with him foure and tuentie old peeces of gold,and one angell.The servant of the house affirmed it appertained to his mistres.The boy bringing the gold to me,I went immediatlie to the gentlewomans chamber,and told her,it was probable Lambert haveing quarterd in that house,as indeed he had,some of his servants might have hid that gold;and if so,it was lawfullie mine;bot if she could make it appeare it belongd to her,I should immediatlie give it her.The poore gentlewoman told me with many teares,that her husband being none of the frugallest men (and indeed he was a spendthrift),she had hid that gold without his,knowledge,to make use of it as she had occasion,especiallie when she lay in;and conjured me,as I lovd the King (for whom her husband and she had suffered much),not to detaine her gold.She said,if there was either more or lesse then foure and tuentie whole peeces,and two halfe ones,it sould be none of hers;and that they were put by her in a red velvet purse.After I had given her assureance of her gold,a new search is made,the other angell is found,the velvet purse all gnawd in bits,as my stockins were,and the gold instantlie restord to the gentlewoman.I have often heard that the eating or gnawing of cloths by rats is ominous,and portends some mischance to fall on those to whom the cloths belong.I thank God I was never addicted to such divinations,or heeded them.It is true,that more misfortunes then one fell on me shortlie after;bot I am sure I could have better forseene them myselfe then rats or any such vermine,and yet did it not.I have heard indeed many fine stories told of rats,how they abandon houses and ships,when the first are to be burnt and the second dround.

Naturalists say they are very sagacious creatures,and I beleeve they are so;bot I shall never be of the opinion they can forsee future contingencies,which I suppose the divell himselfe can neither forknow nor fortell;these being things which the Almightie hath keepd hidden in the bosome of his divine prescience.And whither the great God hath preordained or predestinated these things,which to us are contingent,to fall out by ane uncontrollable and unavoidable necessitie,is a question not yet decided."[SIR JAMES TURNER'S MEMOIRS,Bannatyne edition,p.59.]