chapter 2

You what!?' Yuuji screeched.

Just ******* keep your voice down!' Megumi hissed. Yuuji's voice dropped, but only slightly, as he continued to stare at Megumi with a scandalized expression on his face.

Turns out, Megumi had gotten hot and bothered about being late all for nothing- their homeroom teacher was very conveniently absent that day, which meant the first period was a study period- in which nobody in the entire class was studying, obviously.

Megumi had just finished telling Yuuji and Nobara the story of his little misadventure with Ryoumen Sukuna in front of the school that morning, and the look on Yuuji's face as he finished was almost comical.

"You bumped into Ryoumen Sukuna- the Ryoumen Sukuna, and you actually whacked him in the ribs with your hundred-pound bag?'

'My bag doesn't weigh a hundred pounds,' Megumi said, crossly. 'It barely weighs four or five pounds,'

'Of course it does,' Nobara chipped in. "You've got all sorts of useless stuff in there. Textbooks, notebooks, reference books-'

Yeah, because, come on, who really brings books to school?' Megumi said, sarcastically.

Nerds,' Nobara shot back, unfazed.

'Hey!' Megumi turned to look at her, protestingly. 'It's not my fault if I want to come prepared to school. And I am not a nerd.'

That's beside the point. And you are most certainly a nerd-'

'Shut up, both of you!' Yuuji shouted, and the two shut up and looked at him.

This colossal, suicidal dumbass here just legit whopped Ryoumen Sukuna in th ribs and ran off without bothering to even apologize, and this is what you guys find important!?'

'I don't get what the big deal with this Sukuna guy is,' Nobara twirled a bit of her coppery-orange hair between her fingers, flicking her tongue between her teeth. mean, he's never been in the same class as ours, but I've heard a bit about him. He's just another jock, isn't he?'

Yuuji stared at Nobara as though she were deranged. 'Just another jock? Nobara, you better be joking!'

'I don't get what the big deal is with him, either,' Megumi said. Yuuji whipped around to look at him.

Of course you don't, you dumbass!' He said, flercely. 'If you did, there's no way you would have gone and done that to him. Ryoumen Sukuna is the Ryoumen Sukuna!!'

That's what you've been saying for the past century, Yuuji,' Nobara rolled her eyes. 'Can't you just get along with it and expatiate?'

The **** does that mean now?' Yuuji said, frustrated.

You mean expatiate?' Megumi cocked an eyebrow. "That's an easy one, it means: to expound or explain something in intricate detail, such as to simplify a complexity'

'Shut up, Megumi,' said Yuuji.

'Shut up, Megumi,' said Nobara.

Megumi shut up.

'Okay, so basically,' Yuuji seated himself atop Megumi's desk as though he were about to deliver a lecture of utmost importance, 'Ryoumen Sukuna is, quite literally and figuratively, the essence of this school. He is all this school encompasses, all its creatures live for and die for. He is its flag bearer, its shine, its sparkle, the one who brings honour to its name. He is, in fact, the school.'

You mean we, as of now, are inside him?' Nobara asked, and both she and Megumi looked at each other for a split second before bursting into huge guffaws of laughter.

'And when it's break time,' Megumi pointed out, between bouts of laughter, 'it means we're eating inside him.'

'Or eating him, more likely,' Nobara said, and they went off into more fits of laughter.

'Or eating him out,' Megumi added, just as the laughter subsided. Nobara squealed and nearly rolled off her desk giggling once more. "That was a good one!

THAT WAS A STUPID AND ENTIRELY INAPPROPRIATE ONE BUT I COULDN'T RESIST PUTTING IT IN, LOL.

Yuuji stared at the duo dispassionately from his throne atop the desk. 'Are you guys done?'

"Yeah,' Megumi wiped the tears off his face and tried his hardest to look serious.

'Go ahead,

'I can't believe I'm still friends with you guys,' Yuuji shook his head. "You still make the corniest jokes ever. So, about Sukuna. As I said, that guy is literally the school. The whole school. He makes it up, he represents it. He is the star athlete of the school-he heads all of the school sports teams, and when I say I all I mean all of them. Tennis, badminton, swimming, skating, ice polo, hockey, soccer-he's the captain of them all. And he's not just the captain. He's brilliant. He's an ace. He's ******* good at whatever he does. Every single time he takes his teams out for inter-school matches, he never returns without the first-place trophy. He's probably won this school more accolades than any other sports captain has in decades- and I'm not even kidding. He's that good.'

Yuuji finished, chest heaving after his speech, taking a deep breath and looking at his friends in anticipation of their reactions. He did not get what he was hoping for.

That's all?' Megumi said, looking unimpressed.

'Seems pretty typical to me,' Nobara commented. 'Besides, Maki-san's no less. She's an international player, after all. Pretty much the goddess of fencing in her age group and lots of those above hers- now that's something I'd call impressive. And she's won the school plenty of stuff, too.'

"Yeah, and you're only saying that because you have a big fat crush on her,' Megumi grinned,

Nobara blushed furiously. 'I do not have a crush on Maki-san!'

Yuuji sighed in exasperation. 'You don't get it at all, you guys! Sukuna's, like, the elite. He's famous. He even has a special nickname- the King of Curses, a title the boys of some other school gave him that stuck, because he's so renowned for bashing up any team he plays against in matches. He's a curse to whoever he plays against, he's an absolute beast when it comes to sport.'

Yeah, but how much does that matter, anyway?' Megumi shrugged. 'He might be good at all that athletic stuff, but he's got absolutely zero brains. I've heard he fails every class he takes, or almost every-heard he's only in here on honorary basis, or something. How does being good at sports help if you've got zero intelligence?'

"Well, yeah, tell that to the girls,' Yuuji scoffed. They're gaga about him. Like, just completely gaga. And some of the guys, too.'

"Wait a second- Megumi's eyes nearly popped open wide in shock. 'Guys like him?

"Yeah, lots of em,' Yuuji replied, and he nearly sounded envious. They don't come out and say it as often, of course, but I've heard- you know- stories. But y'know, I don't even blame them, like how can you possibly resist a guy like that? He's criminally handsome as well, there's no denying that- with those bulging biceps and tattoos of his,'

Awwww,' Nobara hopped off her desk and came over to Yuuji's side, looking down at him with a fond smile. 'Looks like someone has a teeny little crush on our darling Ryoumen Sukuna.'

'Of course I don't!' Yuuji snarled at her. 'Besides, he's not even gay. And neither am I, by the way. He's the straightest guy ever. The absolute straightest. He's a playboy, a well-known one at that. He's probably done more girls than any other guy in the school-'

'Could we just stop talking about Sukuna now?' Megumi said, sounding rather plaintive. 'I don't know why I told you guys about him in the first place-he's simply not worth talking about.'

'Hey-!' Yuuji raised his voice, just about to give Megumi a hot, fierce reply, when his voice froze in mid-air as he stared at the classroom doorway, where a large figure had just strolled through, his large frame nearly covering the entire thing, his bag hanging loosely off his shoulder, hands in pockets, whistling a loud, casual tune and feigning casual ignorance as the other students of the class reacted in similar wonder and astonishment.

'What the hell....' Nobara whispered, and Megumi unconsciously completed her sentence, without even realizing how his heart dropped, and his breath hitched as he said the words,

'Ryoumen Sukuna....he's in our...******* class?'

I swear this is not my type, I'm literally trying my a** off to make it good

I am not well today, so maybe there will be some spelling mistakes

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