Become a demon lord's wife or kick his butt!

When I died from a M4 accident while my dad was teaching me how to use a M4 on a camping trip to Peacock Flats with my parents' friends, and reborn as a snake in high school girl with a 100 lives form, and when I woke up and rubbed my eyes There are smoke and fire, and tortured robots.

Yep, I was in Robot Hell. I was scared, and I decided to run away and I said this: "Aww, crap. Do I smoke? And why am I on Robot Hell?" Signs said 'Cigars are evil, and can't you believe that smell?', 'Gambling is wrong, so does cheating, and so does your IOUs.', and a psychopathic robot holds a magazine that says "Bender's Big-butt Fembots."

And I was still mad that I can't go back to my normal life unless if I do something about the demon lord. I must stop him. And Later while I was grabbing my stuff and wrote a to-do-list to stop the demon lord, on the way, I saw a lot of goths, toxic emo gals, and a lot of bad people worshiping their new home on Robot Hell.

And they are worshipping Kali with human sacrifices by pulling their heart out, holding them until the sacrifice victim was put to the lava dip and the victims heart starts to burn like hell in 30 seconds. I was shocked about that scene that reminds me of the one on Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom.

Then, I saw @🖤💚Allen Green💚🖤 acting like Hyssol (BlueBraxen or Himibraxen/HimBraxen) and saying something that is devastating to you guys and gals: she said that she loves evil and blood. She will be a Hyssol (BrueBraxen or Himibraxen/HimBraxen) wannabe if she is still toxic.

While I was still running to the demon lord's palace. I saw something that is devastating, but worse than the last: It said that the "Dark Green was the evil, toxic, and demonic color of the part of Robot Hell, the envy and the evil and blood-lovers' 🖤💚Allen Green🖤💚's sky while Dr.Ota (Pokecolo user), demon of greed's sky was orange-yellow."

"I think It's a crappy puzzle like a little magical girl doll that Bai Gui gave it to me on Christmas Eve on 12:00 PM, even it was before Wind became a gale of a corrupted soul and it almost killed me! I had to use it for answers of this portabello purgatory.

Okay, Little Bai Gui, show me the answers." I said to a Bai Gui doll (The doll that looks like a little magical girl) as I searched everywhere to find the demon lord all over Robot Hell. After I'm through of this goose-steppin' bastard, I'll get out of this piece of shiitake planet!

Later at the demon lord in the name of "Nasty" Nate Mortensen from Half Baked (The one who committed murder, armed robbery, and forced entry), he said that he needed an ex-villainess in snake with 100 lives in high school girl form to marry,

Then he'll bring the end of the universe in the gay version of Marvel's The Silver Surfer called The Silver Spooner (Barbiqour, A Dial M for Monkey segment) style, where he slapped Monkey and the main characters and start cooking and barbecuing the universe by putting them into the (skewer) of planets by putting them with BBQ sauce, cooking them on the grill and he eats the (skewer) of the planets he cooked and barbecued.

I fooled "Nasty" Nate Mortensen by becoming his bride, so I keep the to-do-list underway, and God (The Squirrel Master from Half Baked) gave me a blessing that I will stop Nasty Nate after I become his wife. "Okay, pal, you will trick Nasty Nate by becoming his bride and you try to get the black lotus of villains on the Chinese eastern part of Robot Hell,

JeonTaeHyung, Jeon Moon's crazy buffalo gal, which the sky was light blue on day, blue on afternoon, dark blue on evening, and void black on night, and break it into 3 pieces, and return the lotus to me. Good luck, hero of Mangatoon!", Said God (The Squirrel King from Half Baked) to me.

"Nasty Nate, I will do anything you say and grant your bride you want, but on one condition. I want to go to JeonTaeHyung, the Chinese eastern part of Robot Hell to touch the Black Lotus of Villains.", I said to Nasty Nate Mortensen. My plan to defeat Nasty Nate was going underway and went well thanks to The Squirrel Master from Half Baked.

Nasty Nate laughs manically like a crazed maniac from Psycho the movie and start to act and became like Darkness from Legend the movie. Later in the bedroom of the future demon's wife's closet, all the Devil's kids, that are Vaggie, Crash, and Illon/Illion, gave me a sniffing and purification test and take off the clothes that I wear except for the Rozan's Bra from NBC and my boy shorts panty on my body to go send me to the bathroom.

In the bathroom, the three of them named Vaggie, Crash, and Illion gave me a sponge bath first before to the "boiling oil torture of Adonis of Thrace from Hercules the Animated Series" hot bath, first they gave a cold shower with nothing but a body wash of rubber ducks, shampoo of rat crap poison, a hand soap of rat poop and Computer's urine (Pee-pee soaked heck hole), and a conditioner of the fragrance of the stem and pollen of the Black Lotus of Villains itself. "I'm going to regret this if I were you guys in Robot Hell if I die again and lose one of my 100 lives." I said to Vaggie, Crash and Illion.

So I took a deep breath like I'm a calm lake and took a cold shower on it with a body wash of rubber ducks, shampoo of rat crap poison, a hand soap of rat poop and Computer's urine (Pee soaked heck hole), and a conditioner of the fragrance of the stem and pollen of the Black Lotus of Villains, and got away with it and regretted that. It smells gross like 2 Among Us Sussy astronaut crewmates hugging each other, one was a black one and wears a traditional headdress, and the other one was a pink one wearing a cat hat.

Vaggie, Crash and Illion smelled me and they like the smell, because ogres like nasty. Later, they put me in a hot bath of boiling oil that the Poodles/Pootls (The People's Organization on Titanic Liberators) threaten to prepare to the peppered Prince of Thrace Adonis.

I tried that for the first time and I felt the pain so loud that I think that the toxic emo are feeling the pain of their families and the people they hate do stuff the hate and start to end themselves. And I was dead. I lost one live, and 99 lives were left to go.

And I respawned in the bathroom of the future demon's bride's bedroom. And Vaggie, Crash, and Illion laughed that I was screamed at the hot boiling oil bath and I think that it was not funny, so I grabbed Crash and threw him to the hot boiling oil bath and Crash started screaming like a girl and Vaggie and Illion laughed at him being barbecued like the one on A Dial M for Monkey segment Titled Barbiqour.

When I get in the hot bath for the second time, the boiling oil has turned into warm water like the one from my previous life, and I was relaxing it, and Vaggie and Illion was pissed about the idea of how I turned the hot boiling oil bath into a warm bath because of my pure heart.

Vaggie and Illion dressed me up in black and red, which I thought and said "Oh, ye Gods! Black and Red are not my traditional colors, and orange is not my modern color!" "Hell, she even tried to force McDonalds to change their entire menu to vegan. *3 2 1 sing! Eating animals ia wrong! McDonalds, hurting animals is wrong! McDonalds, share this song, and change your ENTIRE menu to #BeVeganFromNowOn!** Dude. It's McDonalds' menu, not yours. They are a lot of people that are going to eating meat, so just deal with it.

Later, Nasty Nate Mortensen and I, who was pretending to be his bride was going to JeonTaeHyung, the Chinese eastern part of Robot Hell, to go get the Black Lotus of Villains. And I was following The Squirrel Master from Half Baked's plan and it was going very well.

By the time Nasty Nate Mortensen and me, who I was pretending to be his bride was going underway to the Chinese eastern part of Robot Hell, JeonTaeHyung, I went to the bathroom, and saw that the public bathroom for women was covered with blood, ketchup. Dead bodies, and a cursed slogan of the poster that says "Hysool and Him (PPG) can't wait, unless you go get stabbed by the Flaming Pitch Fork! Ahahahahaha!"

After I changed my normal clothes to my former demon's bride/wife clothes, the mirrors were shattered! Elizabeth Collings, who was a true demon's wife said, "Dude, nobody knows that she was here or not, she will be tortured and the world will end if Mikuku gets forcefully married to Nasty Nate."

Me: What the fu-- Easy, Robo-Satan, not this mirror. If I had to pretend to be a real demon's wife, I'm getting out of there after I destroy the Black Lotus of Villains into 3 pieces. I decided to run away from the public bathroom after something creepy was showing up on one of the toilet seats that I have been using!

After Nasty Nate came out of the public bathroom before me, I started to act like I was going to be a real demon's wife. And the plan still works.

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