Excuse Me?, I Was Born With a Silver Spoon?

Excuse Me?, I Was Born With a Silver Spoon?

Episode 1

江北大学建筑系406室。

此刻,宁小凡的左手在键盘上疯狂敲打着,右手鼠标有些吃力,眼睛死死盯着屏幕,盯着他的冠军角色,有着被称为“键盘侠”的终极皮肤。七品高级盲僧。

“魔焰”、“天音波”、“金钟罩”、“铁布衫”、“R闪龙摆尾”、“断筋断骨拳”等各种招式都在使用.

不过对手加伦实在是太肉了,简单粗暴,大刀单转加上生命值大幅提升,宁小凡的画面变成了灰色,0-8的比分变成了0-9。

随后在公众号上,加仑打出短短的五个字,差点让宁小凡气炸了:“修儿,是你吗?”

“哈哈哈……”

宁小凡的三个室友再也忍不住,哈哈大笑起来。他的脸都绿了。

说到这里,宿舍长朱平川拍了拍宁小凡的肩膀,笑声止住,“查伯斯特,今天不玩了,赶紧想办法对付刘俏,你就是要让她骗你买 iPhone XS 就完事了?”

因为身材微胖,宁小凡的外号叫Chubster。

本来宁小凡只是搁置了这件事,听了这话,却勾起了一段难过的回忆。

A while back, he had a girlfriend majoring in management, who was quite pretty. At that time, the girl had just broken up with someone, and Ning Xiaofan was like a lucky star for picking her up. The girl was grateful and said that chubby boys were warm-hearted, especially Chubster, "I wish I had met you earlier!" Ning Xiaofan was overwhelmed with joy and almost burst into tears hearing those words. After being single for twenty years, finally, a beautiful girl said he was warm-hearted, and even regretted not meeting him earlier.

Who could endure such excitement? Little Fan couldn't contain his excitement and immediately lifted the girl up in his arms, spinning her around multiple times. Then, following the plot of a soap opera, he beat his chest and asked Liu Qiao what she wanted. This was his first love.

The girl didn't refuse, after thinking for a moment, she moved her cheek and lips to within three fingers' distance from Little Fan's mouth. Through the air, you could smell the fragrance she exhaled.

Liu Qiao blinked her eyes and said, "Chubby, I've thought about it and realized I don't lack anything. You are the best gift from heaven to me. Hmm, but if you really want to give me a gift, I wouldn't mind. My phone has been freezing lately, probably about to retire. How about you buy me an iPhone XS? Many girls in our department are using it. I heard the Apple system is very user-friendly and doesn't lag."

Little Fan was so excited that he was stupefied. An iPhone XS cost at least ten thousand yuan, which was half a year's living expenses for him. He wiped the sweat from his forehead; this girl really took him as one of her own.

"Well, about that, Qiao'er..." Little Fan was just about to say something.

However, Liu Qiao stopped him by abruptly kissing him and said, "Mmm...OK, let's buy it!"

...

That afternoon, Little Fan began to shoulder the burden of the monstrous debt, a 24-month installment payment totaling over 10,000 yuan. Later on, Little Fan only remembered the warm sunset of that afternoon, the gentle breeze that touched his face, and being carried by Liu Qiao's chubby arm with the sweetest nickname on his lips, sweeter than honey in a jar.

However, Little Fan was bleeding inside, he was going to eat dirt for the second half of the year!

Even if it meant suffering a bit and saving some money, it didn't matter to him, after all, it was for the sake of his beloved woman. However, he never imagined that Liu Qiao would cheat on him the very next day.

He saw Liu Qiao hand in hand with a stranger at the school gate the next day. The man was wearing a tiger head T-shirt, big green military shorts along with a rooster head of hair and the dazzling white BMW X series behind them.

At that moment, Xiaofan understood everything.

He walked over furiously just as Liu Qiao was about to kiss the other guy. Liu Qiao was taken aback by Xiaofan's sudden appearance and asked, "Why are you here?"

"Me?" Xiaofan's mind almost short-circuited at the question. He had just been humiliated wearing the green hat, and she was asking why he was there?

Xiaofan pointed at the man and asked, "I'm asking you, who is he?"

"He's my boyfriend!" Lui Qiao explained casually.

"What about me?"

"You're my ex-boyfriend."

"What the hell?"

Xiaofan was almost on the verge of collapse. Yesterday, who was yelling "Chubby" but today, she had forgotten it all?

Xiaofan was about to bring up yesterday's events, but the man on the other side spoke harshly, "So you're the poor, fat bastard that Xiao Qiao was talking about. Let me warn you, get the hell away from Xiao Qiao, or I'll break your legs."

The cocky man was tall and burly, and his pointed finger almost poked Xiaofan's face. There were already a lot of people at the school gate, but now there were even more onlookers.

This scene was obviously educating the loser by the rich second generation, but who knew that this TV drama plot would be staged at the school gate? Interesting.

Ning Xiaofan was trembling in anger. Although he had grown up in poverty and had been subjected to many people's disdain and ridicule for over 20 years, this situation was the first time he had encountered it. A wealthy second-generation who looked down on him not only cuckolded him, but also publicly insulted and humiliated him, trampling on what little dignity he had left, which the wealthy man was proud of. For the young and passionate Ning Xiaofan, this kind of humiliation was absolutely unbearable. If he had a knife now, he would definitely kill the couple in front of him. "Fatty Pig, did you hear what the elder brother is saying? Don't bother me from now on! Look at your bear-like appearance. You still want to pursue me? It's just a pipe dream!" Liu Qiao made a disgusted expression, then pulled out a hundred yuan bill and threw it at Ning Xiaofan's slightly bulging belly, as if he were a beggar. She quickly retrieved her jade hand, as if Xiaofan were about to eat her. "Even though you were once my boyfriend, this one hundred yuan is the break-up fee." After speaking, she immediately got into the BMW X Series and opened the window. "Remember, don't bother me again! I am now Viagra's woman!" The rooster-looking man was obviously pleased to hear this. He looked at Ning Xiaofan, who was staring at him without blinking, and sneered, "What are you looking at? Your eyes can't afford to buy a BMW X Series even if they fall out! You, as a poor worm, can only dream about it for the rest of your life!" He was about to go inside, but suddenly remembered something and turned back to Ning Xiaofan. "Hey, fat boy, aren't you a pauper showing off? Buying an iPhone XS, giving you face? Keep buying! Keep buying!"

With an extremely playful look and a sneer, Rooster Boy drove off in his BMW, leaving behind a cloud of dust and a pair of hands closely gripped together, so hard that the fingernails almost broke through the skin, belonging to Ning Xiaofan. Some people around him expressed sympathy and pity, but most of them laughed at him and saw him as a joke. A loser trying to steal a girlfriend from a rich boy, wasn't that like shooting himself in the foot?

With keen eyes, one of his classmates from the Architecture department recognized Ning Xiaofan. In an instant, various WeChat groups, QQ groups, social media pages, and forums were all filled with news headlines about "Broke guy competes with rich second-generation for girlfriend and gets a lesson."

Thus, the scene at the beginning emerged: Xiaofan furiously venting his anger by playing video games.

"F***\, nowadays if you don't have money\, then you're screwed!"

Ning Xiaofan was lifted by his boss, feeling upset and frustrated. He slammed his mouse on the desk and screamed out loud.

Sizzle, sizzle, sizzle...

There is an old saying that when you're unlucky, even drinking cold water can result in dental pain.

Ning Xiaofan's computer was already a second-hand one, with tendencies towards aging and poor connections. As he slammed his mouse, a glass of water on the desk tipped over and spilled all over the computer, causing it to crash.

The once-gray screen was now completely black.

It was at that moment that his phone suddenly rang.

Why was his dad calling him at this time? Ning Xiaofan felt dejected and groggily swiped his phone screen: "Hey, dad, what's up?"

"Xiaofan, I bought you a car. If you have time, come take a look..."

"A car? Oh, I'll ride it when I go back in a few days. Dad, got some stuff on my end, I'll hang up first."

Without waiting for his dad to finish speaking, Ning Xiaofan hung up the phone.

"I f*cking... "

He felt like the heavens were going to punish him today. His money was gone, his girlfriend was gone, and he was even humiliated. Now even his computer was broken!

"Th-third brother, will you be able to pay me back the 500 yuan that I lent you to buy a phone?"

Standing on the side, Fourth Brother Zhang Yuan scratched his head and said hesitantly.

"Fourth Brother, what are you saying?" Second Brother signaled him to shut up.

As the richest in the dorm, Chen Hao, who drove an Audi A4 back and forth to school, didn't want any trouble in the dorm right now. In his eyes, love was more important than money.

Anything under 10,000 yuan was no big deal.

Ning Xiaofan sighed deeply and seemed to slowly come to terms with reality. "Fourth Brother, don't worry, I will definitely pay you back the money."

"Uh... Alright." Wang Yuan nodded hesitantly.

After packing up his desk, Ning Xiaofan's restless mood calmed down a bit, and he thought of going out to find some casual work. After all, self-destructing like this wasn't going to solve any problems, he could only earn money first.

He decided to leave the dorm directly.

然而,刚走出宿舍楼,他爸又打来了电话。

“怎么了,爸爸?”

“小凡,你在哪啊?我在江北跟你妈呢,刚刚给你买了辆自行车,明天不是你的生日吗?我们给你送生日礼物!”

“还有,你年纪也不小了,现在的女孩子都讲求实际,只想要有车有房的男人,我刚刚跟你妈说了,给你买了套房,你现在在哪?我带你去看见。”

宁小凡愣了一下。

不就是刚才说的自行车吗?

他怎么可能刚买了新房子?它是什么样的房子?

难道是省城北边这里的房子?

一套小公寓也就两三万左右,可是两三百万的房子呢?

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