The egg, the bacon and the toast

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Then, all of a sudden, bacon came and pushed him off.

“If I am going down, you are coming with.” said the Egg while grabbing Bacon’s hand and dragging him along to his own doom.

Down and down in the pan they fell…

As soon as they touched the scorching surface of the frying pan the Egg broke down crying which made his eggshell break revealing his transparent insides which turned white the moment it touched the ground. His orangish little heart floated a bit before settling down and accepting its fate. The Bacon, on the other hand, took a second or two to lay down comfortably and then started slowly but surely sizzling like it just touched an electric fence.

...At the same time...

Bread was kicked out of the house as he was the only one who didn’t agree to the family tradition of having a butter bath at the age of 2 days.

Having nowhere else to go, he decided to go watch the sunrise above the toaster. Little did he know that a someone followed him there only to push him off the cliff a moment later.

While falling, he remembered the good times he had with his family but at the same time how much he wanted to burn their house with them inside all tied up. Those were his last thoughts right before he fell into the toaster. The first thing he notice moments later is that it was getting really hot in there, like some sort of oven.

At some point he couldn’t endure it anymore and jumped out of there and looking at a spoon, he realized he got roasted.

Right in that moment, just as he was getting to the plate under his new identity, Toast, he saw two other figures approaching. It was none other than Egg and Bacon, only that Egg was now a sunny side up.

As they met, they tiredly nodded at each other without uttering a word acknowledging each other’s presence.

They all fell asleep, the Egg fell asleep with his head on Toast’s neck barely making him able to breathe and Bacon…Bacon just fell over Egg and passed out.

Unknowingly to them, a giant figure came from above with long, sharp weapons to cut them open and savor they little sleepy boddies.

Egg’s heart was cut open and all his blood filled the plate making Toast and Bacon unconsciously take a bath in his warm yellow blood.

Bacon was ripped appart despite his tries to stick together.

And Toast…he got chewed out by enormous teeth but also by his mother, father, sister and whole extended family. Mostly because he was now tanned, which, apparently, in his household, it was not allowed.

That’s the story of how Humpty Dumty got pushed by a wall by a slice of Bacon only to be devoured later along with the one who pushed him off and an outcast who got kicked out of his house.

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