I'm No Summoned Devil
"F**K IT! Work it yourself\, you fat son of a b*tch! You want me to be that brat's stuntman double? Why don't I stuntman my fist into his brain for you as well!" A young man with short red hair roared at a middle-aged fat man behind a desk.
The fat man stared back at the young man and frowned
"You don't want to work? Fine, you're fired!" He shouted as he slammed his hand against the table
The young man lifted a brow
"Fired? That's great! Your business is failing anyway, I'll be damned, if you can live past the next year without starving after I leave, I'll even beg you to let me back in" The young man smirked and turned around
The fat man paused, he suddenly began sweating
"W-Wait, Hou Tian, let's talk it through, I'm doing this for your own good, I just said that earlier in a fit of anger, how about we be civil and sit down" The fat man rubbed his sweat fingers together as he smiled.
The young man, named Hou Tian, turned back and smiled
"Oh, my dear boss, I only have two words for you...get f**ked" He grinned from ear to ear as he turned his head and walked out the office.
The fat man trembled, he almost fell off his chair
"Someone stop him! Grab him!" He shouted
The bodyguards by the side immediately ran at Hou Tian, attempting to grab him and pin him down to the ground. But once they reached him, Hou Tian turned his body and grabbed them by their heads, then slammed it together.
*Bang*
A loud sound rang out, and the two bodyguards collapsed
"My dear boss, oh, no, ex-boss, did you forget, in order to be that brat's stuntman for the past four years, I've trained in boxing, Muay Thai, judo, karate, taekwondo and fencing, your little bodyguards can't touch me" He smiled and left.
Hou Tian's laughter then rang out the hall as he left, making the fat man sweat profoundly.
"Doomed, where else can I find a treasure like him! I'm a fool, I wasted such a good treasure!" He cried out, but there are no pills for regret in this world.
After leaving the building, Hou Tian headed for the cemetery, there, he stopped in front of a tombstone and knelt down. In his hand was a small flower that he placed on it. He slowly stroked the cold stone, almost wanting to embrace it.
"Fei'er, brother is here again, let me tell you, I finally got to leave that black company, had he not fired me, I would never have been able to leave, a dumb pig like him, I just needed to anger him a little" Hou Tian smiled brightly as he started to wipe the tombstone.
Hou Tian cleaned it with water and wiped it with a towel.
"Don't worry sis, I'll definitely be able to make a living" Hou Tian smiled, after cleaning it, he leaned down and kissed the tombstone gently, his eyes filled with warmth.
"I'll be going now, I'll visit ag-urgh" Hou Tian suddenly felt a heart-wrenching pain in his chest, he clutched his chest tightly as his pupils shrunk.
He saw his vision blur and his world spin.
"Wh-What the f**k..." He muttered before he lost conscious...
As for the reason of his collapse, we will need to go back ten minutes, in a place very far away...a different world.
Inside a large palace, a young man with long red hair and a flame birthmark on his forehead walked out of his room, wearing a golden robe and wide smile. His eyes laced with a trace of craziness as he held a small book in his hand.
"I can feel it, I'm almost there" He muttered as he stepped out of the palace ground and into the gardens. In this world, the time was still night, he snuck out for this very moment.
With the moon at the peak, he opened the book and drew out a circle with a strange pattern in it.
"I call thy slumbering beast, devourer of souls, awakener of hearts, to come forth upon me, and be at my beck and call, with my blood as tribute, enter the tribute, oh great devil!" He laughed as he dripped his blood down on the pre-drawn circle.
He laughed hysterically, but then, he thought back on his words
"Wait, tribute? F**k, I forgot the tr-urgh!" The young man clutched his chest and collapsed on the circle
....
Well, that's what happened, and the ritual he chanted, due to the lack of energy, fundamentally called Qi in this world, it went off course, so instead of bringing a devil, it...was directed to somewhere else...
So it shot through the spacial barriers, ripping through time and space itself, soon, reaching the young man who was kneeling in front of a tombstone...
The next day...
"Gah!" The red haired young man shot up and opened his eyes, he looked around
Sweat was rolling down his face, and before he could even wonder about anything, a sharp pain penetrated his head as unknown memories entered his head.
"AH!" He clutched his head and screamed
After a while, the pain declined, but it left an annoying headache for him...
"I...what the actual f**k! That dumba*s! He actually f**ked up such a simple ritual! And why the f**k am I the one that got pulled in! I'm not a f**king devil!" Yep\, Hou Tian's soul was sucked in and transferred into this body.
"Hah" Hou Tian panted heavily as he grabbed a mirror beside him.
He quickly checked his face
"Th-This is what I look like now? I-It's so...f**king ugly! My original appearance was ten times more attractive\, what's with that powdered face and...oh\, it's makeup...f**k\, I better not look like a pig below it" Hou Tian gasped\, he quickly tapped his head and tried to remember what this body looks like.
After a while...
"Hm? Not bad, he's at least half my previous handsomeness, this, I can still work with, but what's with all this extra makeup?" He muttered
He tapped his head a few more times, trying to get a hold of everything he could...
After a bit, he opened his eyes and began sweating
'F**k\, so this brat not only f**ked up a simple ritual\, he's a complete lunatic as well\, not only that\, he's a damned prince? The fourth prince to be exact\, and his pampered by his father\, but his brothers often bully him\, saying he looks ugly and such...' He then stared at the mirror
"This fool...he actually believed them and wore such terrible makeup, his three brothers then began treating him better, but only on the surface, they actually bullied him and pretended it was all a joke, and this fool still believed him, damn, just how unlucky am I" He cursed and scratched his head
He then realised that he was inside the prince's room, he looked around and rubbed his chin.
'It's a different world alright, these designs are incredibly delicate and beautiful' He thought to himself, as he compared them to the props used in his acting career.
*Clang*
The door suddenly opened as a man ran in
"Wah, my Tian'er, daddy shouldn't have gotten you that book, don't go doing such strange things again" This man is the original body's father, the emperor of the nation, Hou Dan Di.
'At least my name's the same' Hou Tian thought to himself, feeling relieved.
"Father, I know I'm close, I'll be able to cultivate if I follow the book" Hou Tian's face lit up as he waved his hand around
Hou Dan Di stared at his son as his face twisted with grief
"My poor boy, daddy will definitely cure your disease, then, you can be a normal child" He rubbed Hou Tian's head and kissed his forehead.
He stood up slowly
"Servants! Get my fourth son cleaned up!" He roared
Immediately, almost a dozen maids came in, they grabbed Hou Tian and pulled him to the bath house.
Hou Tian's eyes flashed with a strange glint, and a sense of relief
'Thank goodness I acted quick and got a hold of the original body's personality down pat, who knew my acting skills would save my life in another world' Hou Tian thought to himself
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