Cute!

Staring at Zhi Min in shock, the three were completely frozen. They thought that Lan Du's reveal of her gender was shocking, but this was on a whole new level!

"D-Don't look at me" Zhi Min shrunk back and wanted to run, but Lan Du's eyes flashed with ecstaticity as she pulled Zhi Min closer.

"Wah, so cute! How did you change your gender? Your height changed as well so it must be some supernatural occurrence, but our powers are completely gone, so maybe your gender swap is some sort of natural occurrence that doesn't go against the law of this world" Lan Du hurriedly analysed the situation, which Liu Fei was honestly surprised about.

'I thought she was just a weirdo, but guess she's actually on the smarter end'

Zhi Min trembled

"I-I don't know, it's always been like this, even before, I don't know why I keep changing...th-the thing is, my gender switches when it hits six in the afternoon, it switches again at six in the morning" Zhi Min said

Lan Du rubbed her chin

"Ah! That was why you asked me how it feels to be loved, you don't know which side to accept after years of switching back and forth, you can't accept either side so you started rejecting both side and using them at your convenience to reject yourself" Lan Du clasped her hands together and said

"......" The three fell silent

'H-How did she analyse all this from that two sentence conversation!' Zhi Min exclaimed in her heart

"Y-Yes" She nodded and replied

Lan Du smiled

"So cute, I'll be truthful, I was raised as a boy and even now, I actually live like a man, so I do kind of get what you're feeling" Lan Du patted her head and said gently.

Though she couldn't see it, she could feel Lan Du's warmth and he instinctively leaned closer towards her.

Liu Fei sniffled

"Such beautiful words...it makes me miss my sister" He muttered

Hou Tian sighed

"Urgh, don't even get me started with missing people, I have too many people I miss right now, wah, my daughter is also not with me!" Hou Tian grabbed his head and yelled

Liu Fei, Lan Du and Zhi Min were all stunned

"You have a daughter? You look so young though" Liu Fei exclaimed

"Me? Young? B*tch please, daddy here is older than all three of you, if not for the fact that I was abducted here, I could have lived up to more than ten thousand years with my family" Hou Tian grumbled

Lan Du smiled, but then her expression changed

"Ah, now that I think about it, my three brothers and my foster daughter! Sh*t!" Lan Du cursed as she fell into a similar state as Hou Tian.

Liu Fei watched this chaotic scene and sighed

"Um...mister Fei, what is going on?" Zhi Min asked

"Don't call me mister, just call me Liu Fei or brother Fei" Liu Fei revealed a warm smile and said, he has always liked little sisters, so if Zhi Min calls him brother Fei...he would absolutely love it.

Liu Fei is what you'd call someone with a sister complex...

The scene gradually died down as Hou Tian and Lan Du sat down

"So...how do we start a variety show?" Hou Tian asked

"Of course you'd be the first to ask, what would I expect from a caveman" Liu Fei chuckled and said

Hou Tian snorted, but didn't say anything

Lan Du rubbed her chin

"It's impossible to just post a video and hope we get views, I suggest we all head to the closest city first and get an understanding of the era we are in, if it is like the one that Liu Fei was in, then we shouldn't have much trouble" Lan Du said calmly

"Indeed, if possible, we need to get into contact with someone from the variety show industry, I'm not one to judge, but I can safely assume that our faces are good enough to get us on many shows" Liu Fei said with a confident smile

Lan Du flung her arm over Zhi Min's shoulder

"Of course, I've wooed so many girls in my life that my face is easily my most confident aspect" Lan Du said with a wide grin.

Hou Tian laughed

"What a coincidence, me too, it's with my face that I got myself two beautiful wives" Hou Tian said with a slick smile

Lan Du rolled her eyes

"Heh, if not for the fact that I'm not morally corrupted, I could have had numerous myself, I've even flirted with my superior's daughters before" Lan Du said with a chuckle

She turned her head and saw Zhi Min shifting away from her...

"Hey, don't run so quickly, my point is I'm confident with my face, but I'd say we should move out tomorrow, right now, it's a little dark" Lan Du looked out the window and said calmly.

"Agreed" Liu Fei nodded

Lan Du then shifted her eyes to Zhi Min

"Little Min, wanna spend the night with your big sister?" Lan Du chuckled and said sweetly

Zhi Min shuddered

"I-I'm good" He said

Not long after, Hou Tian patted Lan Du's back

"There are only three bedrooms including the two on the top, so someone will need to sleep on the couch, Zhi Min and you are out of the question, so you two should go upstairs" Hou Tian said calmly

Lan Du slapped his hands away

"Hah? Are you looking down on me? I'll have you know, I've slept on trees before, what makes it so hard to sleep on a couch?" Lan Du spat back

"Hey, I just wanted to be nice" Hou Tian growled back

The two were practically growling at one another as they butted heads

"How nice of you, I'm taking the couch" Lan Du shot back

"No, you're taking the bed" Hou Tian said arrogantly

Whilst the two argued, Liu Fei led Zhi Min upstairs as he was worried she's trip when going up the stairs. The house was actually quite roomy, so that put Liu Fei at ease.

When he came back down, he saw Lan Du and Hou Tian both laying on the couch as they growled at each other.

"Move out you damned red hair" Lan Du growled

"B*tchy tomboy, you're taking the bed whether you like it or not" Hou Tian shouted back

Liu Fei sighed and walked up to the two of them who were still squishing around the couch, he reached out his hand to try to pull them off but...

*Thud*

Liu Fei was actually pulled down by them and in the end, they all fell off the couch. The position became very strange as Lan Du was pressing down on both Liu Fei and Hou Tian from above...One hand was on Hou Tian's chest, whilst the other was on Liu Fei's wrist...

"G-Get off" Liu Fei tried to struggle, but he couldn't pull away Lan Du's hand.

And Hou Tian was even more shocked, he tried to struggle as well, but realised that Lan Du actually had similar strength as him!

'My lord, I cultivated to such a high realm, and I can't even beat this lass!'

Lan Du was naturally shocked by Hou Tian's strength as well

'If I'm not on top, he'd have tossed me with ease' She though deeply and gradually got up, careful as to not hurt Liu Fei.

Hou Tian and Lan Du both stared at him for a moment before patting his shoulder

"Liu Fei, we don't mean to say this but...your body is really too weak compared to ours, so if I'm ever sleeping, don't go near me, I don't want to accidentally slap you to death in my sleep" Lan Du said with a worried expression

Hou Tian was the same

"I might hate you, but not to the point of killing you, so I hope you don't get physical with me, if I react in reflex and not hold back, you won't even have a complete corpse to bury" Hou Tian said with an expression just like Lan Du's.

However, this worry only served to piss him off

"Hah? I'll have you know, I will be the future manager of this place, finance and scheduling will be done by me, if you mess with you, it's you who suffers" He spat back

And the other two didn't actually speak up because...well, it made sense. Of all of them, he was the only one who is a full time businessman, Lan Du may have run a business before, but she always left it at the hands of others.

Hou Tian ruled over a sect, but he mostly just went around killing people. So the two actually started sweating due to this.

"Um, I-I was just worried, nothing major" Lan Du said hurriedly

"Y-Yeah, d-don't mind us" Hou Tian scratched the back of his head and said

Liu Fei sighed, he knew the two were worried that he might get injured, so he shook off the anger and waved his hand.

"It's fine, you two, just take shifts in sleeping on the bed if you can't decide, Hou Tian take the odd days, Lan Du take the even days" He said calmly

The two suddenly felt like idiots...

"*Cough*\, I-I guess I can" Hou Tian said awkwardly

"No problems with me" Lan Du replied casually

With this, the issue was solved. Hou Tian and Lan Du agreed on the condition, and Hou Tian was the one who slept on the couch on the first day.

When morning rose, Zhi Min and Liu Fei woke up to the sound of the birds chirping, the leaves rustling...and the arguments of the two downstairs...

When they walked down, they saw Hou Tian and Lan Du shouting at each other as they each held a phone in their hands.

"I told you that my Xue'er is much cuter!" Lan Du roared

"No, it's clearly my Hong Xin that's cuter!" Hou Tian shouted back at her

Liu Fei grumbled, why did he have to be trapped in this world with these people? He cursed the person who sent them here...

(Somewhere beyond the fourth wall....Author:*Achoo* Is someone cursing at me?)

"What are you two arguing about so early in the morning?" He sighed and said

Lan Du and Hou Tiangrowled at him

"None of your business!" They shouted

The two picked up their phones and swiped it a few times and showed it to the other person. In the end, the two actually froze on the spot...they grabbed one another's phone and stared at it.

"Holy sh*t that's cute!" Hou Tian shouted

"F**k, this little thing is damn adorable!" Lan Du exclaimed

Liu Fei's lips twitched

"Aren't you from ancient time? How do you even know how to use a phone? Wait no, where did you two even get those phones!" He exclaimed in shock

Lan Du chuckled

"I always carry extra devices on me, though my spirit tools can't be accessed, I still have spare phones in my coat's pockets" Lan Du said with a grin

"As for me, I'm a reincarnator, I used to live in modern society before I was sent to the ancient cultivation world, of course I know what a phone is, in fact, I invented one in the cultivation realm ust to take photos of my child" Hou Tian added

Liu Fei felt like cursing out loud at the two, but then a though occured to him.

"Wait, those two phones, you're from the year 3000 right? If we sell that on the online market, we can earn millions with ease" Liu Fei suddenly said

But Lan Du shook her head

"I already considered such things, but there is one issue, these phones are extremely advanced for this modern world, it quite literally is composed of materials out of this world, if we were to sell it, it can cause issues for our daily lives, and if larger corporations wish to monopolise these devices, we can fall under danger, though me and Hou Tian has strong bodies, we can still die to even a pistol" Lan Du said calmly, having been in the political world as a soldier, she understood how dark a human's heart can become.

Liu Fei nodded after some thoughts

"You're right, anyway, How long can that phone of yours last?" He asked curiously

Lan Du grinned

"It doesn't need to charge, it just needs sunlight to-Oh my god! Hou Tian, how is your daughter so cute, look at her eat!" Lan Du was cut off half way by her own excitement.

Hou Tian however was in a similar state

"Your Xue'er is no slacker! My goodness, she is too damned cute! And the way she sleeps!"

From one argument, the two became extremely close...

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