We'Re Not Insane, But We Are Stars!
Inside a small room in a countryside two-story house, four beams of light shone down upon it and thunders cracked upon its arrival.
The beams of light struck down on the backyard of this house and within this beam, four figures emerged. They stood tall and glanced at one another in confusion. Looking around, the area was soothing, and the wind was gentle.
From right to left, the first was a young man with long red hair, between his brows was a flame mark and he carried a cold aloof appearance, he wore an old-fashioned robe and looked elegant.
The second was also a young man, his long pink hair was so silky it'd put many girls to shame, along with his petite figure, he could easily be mistaken for a girl.
The third was a cold and overbearing young man with glasses, his gaze looked around as if he was analysing the other three people beside him.
The last was...a young man? He wore a uniform that looked like a high ranking officer from the army, had a somewhat short white hair and carried an extremely arrogant expression that looked as if he's kill anyone in his way.
"Any of you know what the f**k is this sh*t?" The red haired young man spoke up first\, he didn't seem to restrain himself when it comes to his language.
"No idea, but put a filter in your mouth before I do it for you, it won't be good if my sweet little sister hears you" The young man wearing glasses spoke coldly
The red haired young man immediately shot him a glare
"You wanna die you brat? I can burn you to the ground without a second's thought" He growled
The white haired young man stepped in between the two of them
"Shut up, both of you" He said in a straightforward manner
The young man with pink hair was a little nervous at the moment as the three glared at one another in a triangle.
"U-Um" He wanted to speak up, but the three suddenly shot their eyes in his direction, causing him to jump back in fright.
The white haired one lifted a brow and walked over, he reached out one hand and touched the pink haired young man's face as a smile crept to her face.
"This one is pretty cute, much better than the other two" The white haired one chuckled and said as his hands slid to the young man's long pink hair.
She caressed them gently
"What a cute girl you are, why don't you tell me your name?" Lan Du said gently
Her change caused the pink haired young man to feel uneasy
"Zh-Zhi Min" He replied
"A-And I'm a boy"
"Eh?" Not only the white haired young man, but the other two were just as shocked as they rushed over in stupor and stared at the young man.
"A boy? Such a pretty face and thin body, I can say you put most of the girls I have met in the immortal realm to shame" The red haired young man said as he rubbed his chin
"Tch, what immortal realm? Your eighth grader syndrome is a little over the top" The one with glasses snorted and scoffed at him.
The white haired young man didn't speak to the other two, she patted the pink haired boy's head and smiled even more.
"Such a sweet little thing, even if you're a boy, you're still fun to tease" He said as he licked the side of his lips, making the pink haired boy shudder
"I-I'm straight" He waved his hands around, but the strange thing was, his eyes didn't seem to be focused on te white haired young man at all.
The white haired young man leaned closer
"Your eyes...Zhi Min, are you blind?" The young man asked
Zhi Min paused before nodding
He then felt the white haired young man caress his hair
"That's fine, I'll see if I can help you after I figure out what's the situation we are currently in at the moment" The young man leaned back and patted his head, which made him feel strangely comfortable.
The red haired young man looked around
'Oi system! What the f**k is going on' He called out in his mind
[Error....rebooting...Welcome back host...S-S-System A-Analysing...Different world]
The young man furrowed his brows
'What's the situation'
[Otherworldly restrictions...host, system can no longer activate the original functions, all store items are cleared, all lotteries are empty, and the point system has been removed completely...I-I am now only a shell of my former self]
The system in his mind seemed to be having an existential crisis which made the red haired young man frown, he lifted one hand and his hand trembled...nothing happened.
'My cultivation, it's completely wiped' He thought to himself, but he gripped his hands
'My body is still just as strong as before, but not only my body of poison, my ice body is also gone, I'm in a mortal body'
The white haired young man was currently having a similar thought
'My spirit energy is completely empty, Xue'er is also gone...th-this'
Zhi Min looked around, he narrowed his eyes on the blurry figures around him, but then a thought struck him...
'I-I can't activate my eye's ability, th-this, I can't see anymore!'
The only one not panicking was the young man wearing glasses, he stared at the white haired young man and the red haired one.
'One looks like he's from the ancient time, while the other one looks like he's a rather high ranking officer from the military, but his uniform doesn't match any of the ones I know of...as for Zhi Min, he...he looks rather normal, no, wait, he's a very pretty boy, but I think that'a about it'
The four of them then turned to the house, the white haired young man walked up to Zhi Min.
"Little Min, do you want me to carry you into the house?" He said with a bright smile
Zhi Min shook his head hastily
"Wh-Who are you people, and where am I?" He asked
The three looked around and they all had no idea where they are. In the end, the white haired young man decided that everyone should first enter the house to see if they could find any clues.
When they entered, the red haired young man and the one wearing glasses immediately got into an argument, though it died down rather quickly when the white haired one stepped in.
They then found a piece of paper in the lounge room.
The young man wearing glasses picked it up and read it out loud
"I welcome the four of you to this new world, first, let me introduce myself, I am known as author, his is a new world I have brought you all together in, and if you wish to return to your original worlds...hehehehe, then you all must start a show that revolves around your daily life living together and get one billion viewers, have fun, sincerely, author" The young man wearing glasses then tore the note up and huffed
"If what this thing says is true, then this is an issue, one billion views isn't possible, even for the most prominent shows about daily lives of people living together, not to mention us" He sighed and said
The red haired young man grumbled
"This is total bullsh*t!" He roared
Zhi Min shrunk back as his nervousness rose
The white haired young man slammed the table, leaving a deep mark on it.
"Shut up, this merely means we need to work together, no? So let's start with introduction" He said overbearingly
The other two calmed down and nodded
"Since that's the case, I'll introduce myself first, I am Hou Tian, I rule over the hell's Monarch sect in the immortal realm, it's useless to hide anything right now since I realised my powers are completely gone and my system became a useless chatbot" He sighed and said
[I am not a chat box!]
Hou Tian ignored the system's cries for objection
"Immortal realm? Power? Your eighth grader syndrome is deeper than I thought" The one wearing glasses sighed and said
Hou Tian immediately flew into rage
"What the f**k did you say you f**ker!"
The white haired young man slammed the table again
"Silence, I don't think he's lying, though I'm not like him who is likely a cultivator, I am from the year 3000 and have developed a type of energy within my body, alas, like him, I also cannot feel it at all" The young man sighed and said
This time, the young man wearing glasses quietened down, but he still had a doubtful look
At that moment, Zhi Min rose his hand
"A-Actually...i-it's the same with me, I had a power that can be used to boost my vision and see a few seconds into the future, but I also can't see anything now" He said as his eyes dimmed
Now, the young man had nothing to say, one person, he can say he's crazy, two, it's a low possibility, but he can still claim them both to be crazy, but three...
"Wah, so cute, come give me a hug" The white haired young man opened up his arms and said
"Ah! I-I'm not g*y" Zhi Min said hurriedly, making the other two laugh
"Hahahaha, to think you had such a hobby, I didn't think you looked like the type to be g*y" Hou Tian laughed so much tears were running down his face.
The white haired young man huffed
"Four eyes, your turn to introduce yourself" He said to change the topic
The young man wearing glasses felt his lips twitch as he let out a cough
"I'm Liu Fei, unlike you maniacs, I'm from a normal modern society, so I'd say I'm the most helpful when it comes to starting this show business" He said calmly
"Your turn" He gestured towards the white haired young man who smiled
"I'm Lan Du, a colonel from the military and also a full time sadist, though I'm an officer, I actually also have business experience, I've started my own business before and dominated an entire region with it" Lan Du said proudly
Before any of them can speak, Lan Du added
"Also, I'm a girl" She said with a grin
"...."
Everything suddenly fell silent, even the usually aloof Liu Fei was so stunned his expression changed completely, this was a turn he never expected...
"So Zhi Min, come give big sister a hug" Lan Du opened up her arms and said jokingly, and to her shock, Zhi Min actually walked over and hugged her.
"Eh? Wow, so bold, I like it" Lan Du laughed and patted Zhi Min's head
Zhi Min looked up
"Is a hug suppose to mean something?" He asked suddenly, which took them off guard
"Mean anything? No, not really" Lan Du waved her hand and said casually, which was immediately interjected by Liu Fei and Hou Tian.
"What do you mean nothing! A hug is symbolic to a person's sense of warmth and security, you hug someone when you like them or when you need comfort!" Hou Tian shouted
"How can you trick a clueless child, a hug is important to a human mindset in keeping them company and showing care of a family or friend" Liu Fei added, for once, the two agreed with one another.
Lan Du chuckled
"I know, but his clueless expression is so cute, look at it" Lan Du pointed at Zhi Min's face and said
The two glanced over...it was very cute indeed...
They then shook their heads
"Don't change the subject, do you know how much a hug means?"
Lan Du laughed
"Of course, but I did just want tp trick the clueless boy, you got a problem with that?" She grinned as she continued to hug Zhi Min who didn't seem to have a change in expression.
"What does it mean to love?" He asked again
This time, the three froze completely, even Lan Du was stunned
"Don't tell me this child never recieved love?" Lan Du muttered as she held him closer
"Ah, you poor boy, let big sister comfort you" She patted his back and said
But Zhi Min shook his head
"No...i-it's just that...ah, i-it's that time of the day already!" He exclaimed in shock as he pushed Lan Du away and suddenly ran for the bathroom.
But Lan Du grabbed him
"What's wrong?" Lan Du asked, the other two also wondered what was wrong
"Does he need to use the bathroom?" Hou Tian said casually, but Liu Fei slapped the back of his head
"Are you dumb? Does that look like the face of someone who needs to use the bathroom?" He growled
"Ah, let me go!" Zhi Min called out, but to everyone's surprise, Zhi Min's voice became much higher pitch than before and they realised that his height was also going down.
Under their curious gaze, they watched as his body started changing, a-and his chest slowly puffed out.
"Holy sh*t! That guy was really a chick!" Hou Tuan exclaimed
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