Chapter 3 - Can You Both Please Get Lost?

Under the warm light, the girl was so fair she seemed to be glowing. Her long hair hung loose around her shoulders, and she was wearing a baggy apricot sweater, absent-mindedly browsing her phone.

Hearing the commotion, she raised her head to look over.

Someone like Xiao Yang, whose language grades were garbage, could still think of two adjectives to describe the scene:

'Bright eyes, shining like white teeth.'

The prideful yet calm temperament emanating from her figure was simply too attractive in particular...

"Ah Yang-gege..." A glimpse of anxiety passed through the meek-looking girl's heart as she grabbed onto Xiao Yang's arm.

Xiao Yang snapped back into reality and thought of how Xiang Yi had clung to him like an eager dog wanting to go out. Every time he would mention breaking up, she would cry and scream and would even buy him various expensive gifts to please him. Suddenly, he felt confident.

He didn't really like Xiang Yi, but men were inherently drawn to trouble, and he did enjoy the feeling of Xiang Yi clinging on to him.

"Uhm, Xiang Yi, I'm sorry, I love Ruo Ruo now. I know you're a kind person, so you will wish us well, right?" His tone was bold and confident.

"You are?"

"Sweetheart, this is your boyfriend," Ah Nan explained. He then glared at Xiao Yang. "Our sweetheart lost her memory, she doesn't remember you!"

Xiao Yang didn't believe him. He sneered, "Xiang Yi, what are you playing at now? You think I'll believe you? Amnesia? Why not just say that you time traveled!"

Ruo Ruo pulled at his shirtsleeves. "Ah Yang-gege, don't say such things. Sister Xiang Yi is in the entertainment industry, all artists are romantics at heart."

"Her? An artist? She's nothing but a variety show personality. Before, she could make it onto some TV shows, but now she only does online shows..." Xiao Yang said in disdain.

Xiang Yi interrupted him. "Are you here to ask me for a breakup fee?"

Xiao Yang: ???

Ruo Ruo: ???

"Is one million enough?" Xiang Yi politely asked. She didn't feel anything toward being cheated on. After all, these were the feelings of the one who had been occupying her body, not hers.

Like the faceless man from the hotel, this meant one thing to her: trouble.

If something can be resolved with money, then it couldn't get any better.

Xiao Yang faced her calm eyes, which were as tranquil as a still lake. He began to panic and started to get angry. "What do you mean? Who are you trying to insult? Can our relationship be measured by money?"

"Okay, I understand," Xiang Yi nodded, expressionless. "Not enough? Two million then."

Ah Nan's mouth was in the shape of an O. 'Dear god, has the little dear been triggered?'

But… this felt freaking great!

It was his first time to see this sc.u.mbag's face turn green with anger!

Being a variety star sounded quite embarrassing, but Xiang Yi's income was still much higher than that of an ordinary person.

Hence, Ah Nan believed that although two million was a hefty sum, it was still worth the price just to see the sc.u.mbag riled up!

Xiang Yi found Xiao Yang's account number on her phone and casually entered a number.

"Ding—!"

"Your XX account has received 2 million RMB—"

Xiao Yang was from an affluent background and didn't lack money. He had always been the one to throw money at other people. This was his first time on the receiving end, and that made him feel stunned!

"Xiang Yi, you're trying to humiliate me!"

The fair-skinned girl lazily leaned on the sofa and said in an incomprehensible tone, "Humiliate you? Wasn't it only a matter of time? You smoke, you drink, you cheat, yet you're still a decent guy?"

Xiao Yang almost choked.

"Get lost." Xiang Yi's temperament was gentle, but she would not show any extra formalities toward this kind of sc.u.m.

Xiao Yang's eyes widened, but he was too shocked to speak.

Ruo Ruo, who was standing next to him, took this opportunity to fan the flame. "Ah Yang-gege, why is Xiang Yi like this? She has no manners at all..."

Xiang Yi cupped her cheek with one hand as if deep in thought. After pondering for a while, she said, "Then… can you both please get lost?"

Xiao Yang: "..."

Ruo Ruo: "..."

Episodes
1 Chapter 1 - How are you going to take responsibility for me?
2 Chapter 2 - One Billion
3 Chapter 3 - Can You Both Please Get Lost?
4 Chapter 4 - It's All over!
5 Chapter 5 - Bye, I Have to Slaughter My Pig
6 Chapter 6 - Fragrant 1-2
7 Chapter 8 - I Can Do It
8 Chapter 9 - Snowflake Nougat
9 Chapter 10 - Stream 1-4
10 Chapter 14 - Variety Show 1-3
11 Announcement
12 Chapter 17 - Unfollow?
13 Chapter 18 - Accounts Between Brothers Should Still Remain Clear
14 Chapter 19 - Begging is More Like It
15 Chapter 20 - Stream Ahead of Schedule 1
16 Chapter 21 - Stream Ahead of Schedule 2
17 Chapter 22 - Polish the Hearts of Scoundrels
18 Chapter 23 - Ambition
19 Chapter 24 - Heavenly Location
20 Chapter 25 - Wash Your Hands, LunChapter is Ready
21 Chapter 26 - Claypot Seafood Congee
22 Chapter 27 - Welcome, Senior Shi
23 Chapter 28 - She Rejected Shi Yingdi
24 Chapter 29 - Gege, Not Uncle
25 Chapter 30 - End of Test Stream
26 Chapter 31 - Yan Nai
27 Chapter 32 - Spicy Crayfish 1
28 Chapter 33 - Spicy Crayfish 2
29 Chapter 34 - Delicious
30 Chapter 35 - Delicious 2
31 Chapter 36 - Casual Tenderness
32 Chapter 37 - Osmanthus Sour Plum Soup
33 Chapter 38 - Change of Tide 1
34 Chapter 39 - Change of Tide 2
35 Chapter 40 - I Can't Chop Wood But I Can Kill Chickens
36 Chapter 41 - Match Made in Heaven
37 Chapter 42 - She Two-Timed Him So He Two-Timed Her
38 Chapter 43 - I Think Your Brain is Not Well
39 Chapter 44 - Xiang Li
40 Chapter 45 - Call Me Gege
41 Apologies
42 Updating again
43 Chapter 46 - Old Uncle or Eldest Uncle?
44 Chapter 47 - Viewers Going Up
45 Chapter 48 - Can You Have Some Shame
46 Chapter 49 - Green Tea Cat
47 Chapter 50 - Large Scale Face Slapping 1
48 Chapter 51 - Large Scale Face Slapping 2
49 Chapter 52 - Large Scale Face Slapping 3
50 Chapter 53 - Large Scale Face Slapping 4
51 Chapter 54 - Untimely Shi Yi
52 Chapter 55 - A Disturbance in the Folk Music Circle 1
53 ANNOUNCEMENT
Episodes

Updated 53 Episodes

1
Chapter 1 - How are you going to take responsibility for me?
2
Chapter 2 - One Billion
3
Chapter 3 - Can You Both Please Get Lost?
4
Chapter 4 - It's All over!
5
Chapter 5 - Bye, I Have to Slaughter My Pig
6
Chapter 6 - Fragrant 1-2
7
Chapter 8 - I Can Do It
8
Chapter 9 - Snowflake Nougat
9
Chapter 10 - Stream 1-4
10
Chapter 14 - Variety Show 1-3
11
Announcement
12
Chapter 17 - Unfollow?
13
Chapter 18 - Accounts Between Brothers Should Still Remain Clear
14
Chapter 19 - Begging is More Like It
15
Chapter 20 - Stream Ahead of Schedule 1
16
Chapter 21 - Stream Ahead of Schedule 2
17
Chapter 22 - Polish the Hearts of Scoundrels
18
Chapter 23 - Ambition
19
Chapter 24 - Heavenly Location
20
Chapter 25 - Wash Your Hands, LunChapter is Ready
21
Chapter 26 - Claypot Seafood Congee
22
Chapter 27 - Welcome, Senior Shi
23
Chapter 28 - She Rejected Shi Yingdi
24
Chapter 29 - Gege, Not Uncle
25
Chapter 30 - End of Test Stream
26
Chapter 31 - Yan Nai
27
Chapter 32 - Spicy Crayfish 1
28
Chapter 33 - Spicy Crayfish 2
29
Chapter 34 - Delicious
30
Chapter 35 - Delicious 2
31
Chapter 36 - Casual Tenderness
32
Chapter 37 - Osmanthus Sour Plum Soup
33
Chapter 38 - Change of Tide 1
34
Chapter 39 - Change of Tide 2
35
Chapter 40 - I Can't Chop Wood But I Can Kill Chickens
36
Chapter 41 - Match Made in Heaven
37
Chapter 42 - She Two-Timed Him So He Two-Timed Her
38
Chapter 43 - I Think Your Brain is Not Well
39
Chapter 44 - Xiang Li
40
Chapter 45 - Call Me Gege
41
Apologies
42
Updating again
43
Chapter 46 - Old Uncle or Eldest Uncle?
44
Chapter 47 - Viewers Going Up
45
Chapter 48 - Can You Have Some Shame
46
Chapter 49 - Green Tea Cat
47
Chapter 50 - Large Scale Face Slapping 1
48
Chapter 51 - Large Scale Face Slapping 2
49
Chapter 52 - Large Scale Face Slapping 3
50
Chapter 53 - Large Scale Face Slapping 4
51
Chapter 54 - Untimely Shi Yi
52
Chapter 55 - A Disturbance in the Folk Music Circle 1
53
ANNOUNCEMENT

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