This Person Is So Dirty

15

Once he was locked up again in the prison cell, Tang Li stayed obediently in there for a few more days. During this period, Li Xin Wu would show up at random times and harass him with a seemingly impartial and incorruptible expression. Tang Li could keenly feel that if he failed to grasp an opportunity to escape as soon as possible, his innocence would be ruined.

Therefore, when a guard sent his dinner one day, Tang Li clutched his stomach and rolled on the ground. “Soldier, my stomach hurts.”

The guard slapped his thigh and grunted, “You finally made a move.”

Tang Li felt confused. “… What did you say?”

The guard didn’t bat an eye before unlocking the door and entering. “Nothing, let me take a look.”

Tang Li gritted his teeth and pretended to be in great pain. Then, when the guard was within range, he threw out a punch.

The guard clutched his cheek and started to hop up and down. He turned a couple of rounds before falling to the ground with a miserable cry. His legs continued twitching. “Ah! It hurts! Is this, the legendary… slaying arrow…”

Tang Li gaped at him, utterly stunned by the guard’s exaggerated act.

There is no arrow! Even if you love to act, it should be under a suitable situation!

　　16

Regardless, an opportunity to flee was not easy to come by. Tang Li stepped over the guard whose body was still continuously twitching on the ground, and turned back to glance at him for the third time before running away.

This time, he had grown smarter. When he reached the entrance to the prison, he only stuck out his head and looked left and right. After ensuring there was no Li Xin Wu sitting and waiting for him at a blind angle, he finally walked out.

However, just as he’d taken a step, Li Xin Wu abruptly descended from the sky and landed before him. His expression was simply saying ‘why did you take such a long time’. Then he pronounced, “Attempting escape, disregarding the law, and displaying a lack of remorse. You will be heavily punished.”

Tang Li felt helpless. “Where were you hiding…”

Li Xin Wu narrowed his eyes. “Does this general need to hide?”

Tang Li asked again, “Where were you?”

Li Xin Wu pointed at the roof.

Tang Li stumbled. “What were you doing on the roof?”

Li Xin Wu remained unperturbed. “Moon watching.”

Tang Li looked up at the dense grey clouds hiding the moon. His mouth twitched. “You’re talking as though there’s really a moon…”

Li Xin Wu: “Impudent.”

Tang Li: “Alright, alright. I was being impudent. Again.”

Li Xin Wu: “This general will punish you severely.”

Tang Li rolled his eyes. “What is it now?”

Li Xin Wu stroked his chin, his voice stern, “Do you know how to write?”

Tang Li: “I know.”

Li Xin Wu: “I have a couple of documents here that need to be copied. Your punishment is to copy these documents.”

Tang Li sighed in relief and naively believed that copying couldn’t possibly stir up any problems. Thus, Li Xin Wu didn’t need to drag him along this time because Tang Li obediently followed him.

The general’s diary:

This time, I waited for a long time.

In order to trap him, I got drenched in the rain for an entire night on the roof.

I need to punish him!

　　17

Following Li Xin Wu into the room, Tang Li’s line of sight accidentally fell on his bed and with just one glance, he immediately discovered something wrong.

The clothes he’d changed last time were actually sitting right by his pillow.

It was crumpled in a heap and seemed to look… even dirtier than before.

Li Xin Wu followed his gaze and walked over to his bed with an expressionless face. He stuffed everything under the pillow and then continued as though nothing was wrong. “What are you looking at?”

Tang Li’s face had turned an intense shade of red and white. “You… Why did you put my clothes beside your pillow? What are those stains?”

Li Xin Wu became silent for a few seconds before he forcefully changed the subject. “You must copy the documents carefully. Otherwise, I’ll punish you.”

Tang Li was full of shame and anger. “You’re so dirty and vulgar. I’m not helping you copy it.”

Li Xin Wu lightly hummed an ‘oh’, revealing an expression of hurt.

Tang Li’s heart softened on seeing his aggrieved face and felt his words had been too harsh. His tone softened quickly and he said, “Return those clothes to me and I won’t bicker about this matter anymore.”

Li Xin Wu’s eyes flashed. “Actually, that can’t be considered as dirty.”

Tang Li: “Ah?”

Li Xin Wu directly smashed the cracked pot open and no longer bothered maintaining his facade. He came closer to Tang Li and grabbed his arm. “There’s something even dirtier. Do you want to try it?”

Tang Li: “No!”

Li Xin Wu: “Too late.”

Thus, an hour later, Tang Li sat in front of the document, copying it with a red face. His hands were trembling so much he could barely hold on to his brush.

His hands and arms were aching; nearly cramping up.

　　18

Li Xin Wu used a bamboo fan to fan the flames. “Is it dark? Can you see?”

Tang Li’s face was bright red. “I don’t want to talk to you. I want to wash my hands.”

Li Xin Wu chose to ignore him. “Are you hungry?”

Tang Li: “Not hungry. I want to wash my hands.”

Li Xin Wu continued to inch closer. “Are you cold?”

Tang Li’s body shook. “I’m not! I want to wash my hands!”

Li Xin Wu held him from behind. “But I’m feeling cold.”

Tang Li’s mind crumbled within Li Xin Wu’s embrace and he struggled to break free. “Why the hell are you hugging me? Let go!”

Li Xin Wu claimed coldly, “Getting warmth.”

After tossing from side to side for a while, Tang Li found that his strength as an assassin relied on speed and was too different from Li Xin Wu’s strength amassed from his many years as a soldier. Therefore, he could only sullenly compromise and tremble as he continued to copy documents in Li Xin Wu’s arms. Once in a while, Li Xin Wu would stroke his arm and every time he fondled Tang Li, he would make a mistake while copying the words.

Li Xin Wu pressed his cheeks against Tang Li’s neck. “There can’t be any mistakes on the official documents. Tear them up and redo everything.”

Tang Li could only grit his teeth and restart.

However, in his heart, Tang Li had already tied Li Xin Wu up like a package and tossed him into the sea to be eaten by the fishes eight hundred times over.

Li Wu Xin’s hands suddenly slid down from his waist and rested between his legs. Then, he grabbed Tang Li’s… thing.

Tang Li nearly exploded. “What are you doing?! Let go!”

LXW remained aloof. “Warming my hands.”

Tang Li: “…”

Warm your sister, ah! Who would hold onto other people’s that to warm their hands?!

One of his hands kneaded Tang Li through his pants while the other one crept under his clothes. He caressed his waist and the small protrusions on his chest. His voice went low, “This is also a way of warming hands.”　　　

Tang Li had never been so close to anyone else before. Just a few strokes by Li Wu Xin and his body trembled, his breath became a mess. The ink from his brush had already left ugly blotches on the paper.

Li Xin Wu suppressed a grin. “This is your last chance. If you make another mistake, you’re getting twenty spankings.”

Tang Li fumed. “Y-You dog general!”

Li Xin Wu lightly hummed and pressed his lips beside Tang Li’s ear as he softly called out, “Woof.”

Tang Li became agitated by the magnetic voice that had come from near his ear and immediately surrendered. The brush left a long, black arc on the paper.

Li Xin Wu showed no mercy. “Twenty spankings.”

Tang Li clutched to his pants, feeling the dampness in his lower half and wanting to cry. “Since it’s already like this, why are you still bullying me…”

Li Xin Wu restrained a laugh and hit him twice. “This is two spanks.”

Thus, Tang Li was spanked twenty times by Li Xin Wu. With pain in his buttocks and anger in his heart, he appeared extremely pitiful.

After administering the punishment, Li Xin Wu took out another clean set of clothes. “Your pants are dirty. Change into this.”

Tang Li changed behind a folding screen and threw his dirty pants at Li Xin Wu’s head, completely disheartened. “Use it to rub yourself out, dog general.”

Li Xin Wu upheld an honourable gentleman facade. “Although you look so clean, who would have known you’re so vulgar?”

Tang Li could only forcefully restrain his tears as he continued to copy those documents while gnashing his teeth.

This time, Li Xin Wu no longer disturbed him. Occasionally, Tang Li wrongly copied a few words but Li Xin Wu didn’t make him redo from the start. It was just this unlawful, he had no choice.

Tang Li continued copying until he inadvertently fell asleep. Then, Li Xin Wu carried him to the bed and held him in his embrace as they slept.　　

The general’s diary:

Aoooooooo!

Woof! Woof! Woof!

Feels good.

^^^To be continued....😊^^^

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