Checking Your Mouth

The General’s diary:

I successfully touched his chest, hehe.

In order to make Li Xin Wu drop his guard, Tang Li obediently stayed inside the cell for two days without causing a fuss. He strived to reflect on himself.

On the third day, in the middle of the night, Tang Li carried out his escape plan once more. After opening the lock, he stealthily slipped out of the cell.

His escape was relatively smooth, and it was as if all the guards had gone blind and deaf. When he passed by several watch guards, he discovered they were all playing mahjong, drinking and gambling. It was extremely chaotic and no one noticed him.

Tang Li had just released a sigh as he walked out of the cell when he saw Li Xin Wu sitting cross-legged and leaning against the blind spot beside the door.

In the middle of the night, the leader of the Tian Ce Manor wasn’t sleeping but had come to guard the entrance.

In his heart, Tang Li had already hung this crazy person from a tree and slapped him eight hundred times over.

Li Xin Wu laughed coldly and got up, his armour clanging noisily.

Tang Li’s heart chilled.

Li Xin Wu got up and walked to him. He stopped in front of Tang Li and leaned in to sniff his neck. His lips brushed across Tang Li’s collarbones fleetingly, as though it was but a mere illusion.

Motherfucker, he must have done it on purpose!

Tang Li no longer had any wishful thinking. Afraid that Li Xin Wu would do something strange again, he hurriedly came out from the shadows. “Stop messing around.”

Li Xin Wu raised an eyebrow. He was like a hunter who’d finally caught his prey. “Why is it you?”

For a brief moment, Tang Li even suspected that Li Xin Wu had deliberately been lying in wait to catch him.

Tang Li sighed in defeat, “Lock me back up.”

Li Xin Wu thought for a bit. “How did you escape?”

Tang Li stammered, “The door wasn’t locked properly…”

Li Xin Wu’s gaze grew sharp. “You’re hiding something you used to pick the lock.”

Tang Li swallowed his saliva nervously. If that thing in his mouth was found and taken away, it would be difficult to open the door again in the future.

Li Xin Wu grabbed his arm and dragged him towards the prison cell. “Let’s go.”

Tang Li struggled. “What are you doing?”

Li Xin Wu coldly spat out two words, “Body search.”

Tang Li faintly perceived danger. “Can’t we do it here? Let any of the guards search me.”

Li Xin Wu: “No.”

Tang Li stood firm and resolute. “I’m not going with you.”

Li Xin Wu glanced at him lightly before picking him up and throwing him over his shoulder in one swift move.

Tang Li struggled. “Are you a general or a ruffian?! Help!”

Unfortunately, no matter how loud he shouted, there was no one paying him any heed. This was, after all, Li Xin Wu’s territory.

The general’s diary:

Too slow. I even told the guards to not stop him.

But I still waited for three whole nights.

Tang Li was carried back to Li Xin Wu’s resting chambers and thrown onto the ground.

The corners of Li Xin Wu’s lips curled up. “Strip.”

Tang Li squeezed his clothes even tighter. “No.”

Li Xin Wu slowly revealed a cold smile. “I’ll help you.”

Tang Li wept accusingly, “How can you bully me like this? I’m really innocent…”

Li Xin Wu remained unmoved. He raised a hand and grabbed Tang Li’s buttocks while muttering to himself, “It must definitely be here.”

Tang Li hurriedly evaded him. In the end, he confessed for the sake of his buttocks, “It’s not there, it’s in my mouth!”

Without waiting for Tang Li to spit it out, Li Xin Wu abruptly grabbed the back of his head and sealed his lips. Tang Li became stunned and his mouth gaped open slightly. Using this inadvertent opening, a nimble tongue pried open his mouth. The other person’s tongue wantonly swept across his mouth, tasting every inch of him until he was panting heavily for air.

Tang Li’s heart was beating like a drum. He felt utterly stumped and could only stare at Li Xin Wu with reddened ears.

Li Xin Wu hid a smile behind his hand but quickly recovered in a flash.

Tang Li finally came back to his senses. “…You, what are you doing?!”

Li Xin Wu coldly told him, “I’m checking your mouth.”

Tang Li looked at him in admiration, not knowing how he should curse him for his shamelessness.

After some time, Li Xin Wu came close once more.

Tang Li shrank back in fright. “What do you want?!”

Li Xin Wu’s expression was filled with righteousness and an imposing aura. “I didn’t find it earlier. I need to search again.”

Tang Li then realised that the thing in his mouth was still there and hurriedly spat it out. “It’s here, no need to search anymore!”

If you let him search, one hundred times wouldn’t even be enough!

Li Xin Wu’s face filled with unhappiness when he received the item and fell silent.

As though he was plotting something else.