Special Chappie!!

Hey guys! Author chan here~ This will be a special chappie for the one and only.... drumroll please! *DadadadadAd Dah!* ( LoL, l don't know how to make the drumroll sound so please bear with it(• ▽ •;) ) Jessica!!! Honestly, who knew that a mosquito would become this famous with the readers. She was nearly seen everywhere in the comments. Power of a mosquito l guess乁( •_• )ㄏ. So~since l promised that there'll be a funeral for Jessica to some of the readers, here it is! Heh! I'm a man of my words(◡ ω ◡). Well, technically not a man but a woman, no more like a girl....?

Ryo:- Author chan~ You're taking too long with your speech ne. The readers are getting bored~ Ain't that right ladies?(*˘︶˘*).｡*♡

Shou:- Shameless douche bag is right! Hurry up!(눈‸눈)

Ryo:- Ooh~ That's a lot coming from the culprit himself!

Shou:- Shut your trap! I didn't mean to sit on her!

Kouta:- Fell on her. You fell on her.(TT)

Ryo:- Oh yeah, now l remember. Poor Jess, she had such...such an unfortunate ending. Being squashed by his butt. Oh! Imagine the horror!( ≧Д≦)

Shou:- Horror?! This wouldn't have happened if you hadn't pushed me! You perverted ***!(ʘ言ʘ╬)

Ryo:- Excuse me? Since when is loving women considered to be perverted? Besides, l didn't push you intentionally. lt was by mistake and its your fault for being light as a stick!

Mike:- Now, now. Its all in the past so better leave it in the past. There's no point of arguing over it now

Both the boys:- Hmph! *looks away from each other*

Mike:- These brothers never seem to be on good terms with each other. How ironic *sweatdrops*

Author:- Alright! Since they have settled their 'disagreement', let's start the funeral! But wait.... Where's Sarah?

Mike:- Author chan, you forgot? Since Shou hasn't seen Sarah yet, we can't spoil it for the readers. That's the protocol.

Author:- Ah yes, l see. Welp, seems like we're gonna have to do this without her.

Ryo:- Wait or instead, we could do it like this ne. Sarah can attend the funeral in place of this eyesore.

Shou:- What'd ya say Peeping Tom?!!(╬⁽⁽ ⁰ ⁾⁾ Д ⁽⁽ ⁰ ⁾⁾) If it wasn't for you pushing me then we wouldn't even have to attend this stupid funeral at all!

Ryo:- How can you be so insensitive to Jessica *fake sobs*? * looks toward the sky* Ignore this heartless prick Jessica! l hope you are happy in mosquito heaven(ᗒᗩᗕ)*sniffs*!!

Kouta:- How do you know that she's there in mosquito heaven? She could've been a bad mosquito too.

Ryo:- Eh?!!!(☉｡☉)!

Shou:- That's right!(ʘᗩʘ’) We can't guarantee that she's way up there.

Ryo:- How can you guys be so mean?! Jessica was the most innocent mosquito that ever lived!(ᗒᗩᗕ)

Kouta:- Really? She seemed like a bad one for me (・_・).

Mike:- IS THIS REALLY SOMETHING THAT CAN BE DISCUSSED AT FUNERALS?!? * screams inside his head* This can't be good if this goes on l'm afraid the whole story's gonna be full of their never ending nonsense.

(Mike looks around and notices author who's seizing this chance to read a romance novel and thinks of an idea)

Mike:- Sorry author, l have no choice but to do this (-_-;)・・・Btw, guys, l heard that there's gonna be a special moment featuring Sarah and one of us.

(These caught their attention)

Three of the boys:- *together in sync* One of us(´⊙ω⊙`)!?

Mike:- Yes. Too bad l had my turn though *sighs*. However, l don't know whether we'll be able to know who's gonna be the one to have that special moment with her. Seems like the author is quite busy *points at her*→┗(•ˇ_ˇ•)―→

(The author, being completely oblivious to her surroundings, reads the novel releasing a creepy giggle every now and then. Mike, Shou and Kouta looks at each other, nods and walks toward the author)

Ryo:- Heya! *snatches her novel away from her and starts looking into it* Ah, a romance novel l see. Author is this something you should be doing at funerals~?( ͡◉ ͜ ʖ ͡◉)

Author:- *embarassed* Give it back to me! l was finally getting to the good part. Oliver's finally gonna kiss Danielle!! Do you know how long it took me to get to this chappie!??!!!щ(゜ロ゜щ)

Kouta:- You gotta concentrate on your own novel too. Not to mention, you take long to update new chapters(TT). The readers are getting tired of them you know.

Shou:- Damn right! You haven't even introduced me yet!

Author:- I'll update it afterwards l promise!!ಥ╭╮ಥ Just let me finish that novel!!

Ryo:- *smirks evilly* l wonder what could make the author that interested in this novel~? Is it that good? I'm sure the readers would like to know as well~ So, why don't l read it aloud to them?

Author:- *shocked* What?! Nooooo!!!!!! Don't do that!!! Please no!! ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽

Ryo:- *reads* "Their breathings became laboured as they parted away from the kiss. Finally, after a tiring week, could they finally be alone with no one to disturb them. He pushed her against the wall—"

Author:- Nooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!! I beg you please stop!! Why are you bullying meh!!!!!

Shou:- Ahhhhh!!! *covers his ears* My ****** ears are not ready for this!!!

Ryo:- *ignores them* "He pushed her against the wall and swooped down at her, capturing her soft lips in a storm of passionate kisses. His hands trailed her back, sending shivers throughout her body."

Kouta:- *whacks Ryo's head* That's enough.

Ryo:- Owww!! What was that for?! *rubs his head*

Mike:- You can stop reading now Ryo. Otherwise, the innocent minds of the readers might have to suffer.

Ryo:- Oh, are they really that innocent? I don't think so~~~ಡ ͜ ʖ ಡ

Kouta:- *emits a demonic aura* You want to die early?....

Ryo:- *flinches* N-no...

Author:- You guys are sooooo meannnn!!!!!! (༎ຶ ෴ ༎ຶ)

Shou:- You're the one who's mean! Now, you better make a crazy update the next time or the consequences won't be nice*drags her away*

Ryo:- And l can guarantee that Author chan~ !(｡•̀ᴗ-)✧

Author:- *being dragged away* Alright!!.. Huhu...( ꈨຶ ˙̫̮ ꈨຶ )

Mike:- I feel a bit bad for her now. Sorry Author... (• ▽ •;)

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Jessica's soul:- Eng~ eeng~ing~ ( Translation given below)

Translated mosquito language:- These humans not only abandoned my much deserved funeral but insulted me tooಥ_ಥ. l'll definitely bite them in my next life.

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Author:- Sorry for the silly chappie guys, just have been meaning to write it for a long time now. l hope that you enjoyed the chappie though. Have a nice day everyone!

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