going to buy lipbalm, AGAIN!!!

I swear this is the 3rd time i am going to buy a new lipbalm cause my previous three just disappeared magically into thin air when i was almost done with them ,

I know i use them all the time like i just rub it in and make a nice thick layer of it but i doesn't mean that i forget i finished them well i m not sure i might have forgotten- no no i m sure i checked it five times before keeping it in my drawer and i swear it had lipbalm in it but when i woke up kook told me that i already used it and threw the container away

i m starting to think that i kinda sleepwalk and apply lipbalm to look good in my sleep too , well its ok cause i want to look pretty in my dreams for prince i hv been waiting for but guess what i just get a joker that also a scary one which scares the shit out of me ,and believe me when i say it i almost peed my bed once because of it

anygays , where was i? oh right the lipbalm

Ya so i m just gonna go to the mall and buy some lipbalm and Gucci cause i love gucci, fight me bish!

bye bye , tata , sayonara!! see ya crackheads~

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Kim Taehyung

crossdresser

Idol

in a k-pop boy band group named BTS

vocalist

has a puppy named yeontan

loves gucci more that his own puppy

19 year old

loves berry crush lipbalm

is a cute fluff ball full of sassiness

JEON JUNGKOOK

Idol

muscle bunny

obsessed with banana milk and lipbalm *winks;)*

shows his extremely cute side to people close to him

18 year old

in a boyband named BTS

loves to annoy his hyungs

KIM SEOKJIN

Idol

crossdresser

world wide handsome you know-

in a boyband named BTS

cooks like a chef

26 year old

eomma of the group

dating Namjoon

Kim Namjoon

Idol

god of destruction

in a boyband named BTS

rap monster

leader of the group

25 year old

IQ of 148 but acts dumb

dating jin

MIN YOONGI

Idol

in a boyband named BTS

sleepy cat

work, eat , sleep is the motive

grandpa

24 year old

wants to be a rock

dating jimin and hoseok

PARK JIMIN

idol

crossdresser

he got no jams~

in a boyband named BTS

horny lil bish

20 year old

tae's bestie along with jin

wants to grow atleast 2 inch more (ㆁωㆁ)

dating yoongi and hoseok

JUNG HOSEOK

idol

sunshine of the group

in a boyband named BTS

22 year old

can make u blind with his smile

a ball full of energy

dating yoongi and jimin

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hi guys 

so i just came up with a bts cracked kinda story i don't know u tell me some ideas

this book was very suddenly written cause i didn't even plan it , it was just that i saw a cute video of tae and kook using the same lipbalm, lmao

but i think its good and if u don't like it then -

hope u like this book ~

anygays,

don't forget to COMMENT AND VOTE

love u my lazy *** potatoes

(i know we all are👁️👄👁️)

sayonara bishes👋

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