chapter 4

.,.... not even thinking about tv. It could possibly be office matter of Max. Or it could be any special case of my mom's patient.

Now,. listen ,did I mention it or not, forget it. You all clumsy people out there, yes they should be jealous of me. Now, why? Because I am very clumsy, as clumsy,as it is possible for someone to be . So if there would be a clumsy Grammy award, I will win it . Definitely. So you all clumsy people , forget the award .

Sometimes, I ,my parents and Max would wonder how I managed to survive almost seventeen years with my habit of not standing, walking or running without dropping myself or anything else .

I don't know but somehow I well-maintain this habit. Now I am mentioning a simple demo.

For the demo back to the flashback, now I was standing there , thinking , surrounded by many breakable things and my breakable bones. So I was not supposed to just stand there without breaking something and taking the attention of every living being present in the room ,in which I,miss Rose Santer, world's clumsiest person,was present.

So as destiny had already decided, I broke

something taking attention of my beloved mother , my dear step-father ,all the rats , cockroaches , all invisible microorganisms and any other living organism which I don't know, present in the hall.

If you want to be like me,it means not an attention - seeker but a natural attention- taker ,all you have to do is to be an absent-minded overthinker , standing near a stool on which there is my mother's beautiful flowers vase, and then walking forward but not watching the stool, hitting your toe-bone with hard -core wood so hard that the vase which had been gifted to your mom by her best friend falls on the ground gracefully just like in movies a drop of tear falls from the eye of the beautiful actress, playing the role of female lead, and becomes shattered on the floor. That's it. You get all the attention. Even if a famous pop- star is in the room, you and only you deserve all the attention for the brave act of breaking your bone and shattering your strict mother's beloved vase, about which your mom thinks that it is more useful than clumsy you,.

Now, if you want to be like me, you can come to my coaching classes"clumsy me" on the main road if clumsy dream city. Hey! All of this shows I am to get also Grammy award for overthinking.

so , now let me show you after effects. Max came running towards me and asked in a concerned voice," Are you Okay , Sweetie? Where you got hurt? Huh?"He blurted out in a breath everything, he is so protective of me. I was really hurt but I didn't want to make Max worried about me. So I said" Relax....